So..your Zodiac sign may have changed now


#1

Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed

Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth’s axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

Fuck this. Leo til I die.


#2

Boel is a thief, he yelled “NOW’S MY CHANCE, I’MA TAKE ME A VIRGO” and stole mine.


#3

WTF @ Ophiuchus?! What the HELL is that?

Also what about June 20th? I assume your a Taurus?

Also fuck this. I’m no Archer bitch. I’m a Sea-Goat!


#4

:mad:

Aries now. Taurus before.

Thx for the useless info.


#5

fuck this shit. me=taurus4evra


#6

From Libra to Virgo… Don’t care. :smiley:


#7

I am now Ophiuchus, used to be Sagittarius… Is it pronounce O-fuck-us? If so, I think I wanna be a Sagittarius again


#8

My former sign got the nerfbat and I am now a Libra. Disappointing.


#9

me as a gemini? fuck outta here

Cancer for life…dem crabs who lean side to side hittin that dougie right


#10

I went from Virgo to Leo, those two are near polar opposites in how you’re supposed to act. Though this does explain why I’m essentially carnivorous.


#11

still an aries but i guess i get to carry some fish on my back since i’m on the overlapping day. i got the power of both fire and water, that means i’m unstoppable!:nunchuck:


#12

still a taurus


#13

Or you put yourself out.


#14

still a scorpio


#15

wtf scorpio is so much cooler then libra. this is bullshit.


#16

i hear you man. cancer 4 life

http://www.varsity.com/uploads/FCKUserFiles/image/traditions_11.jpg


#17

I have been informed by a daily horoscope expert that you are what you were born as… sooooooo…


#18

Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit.

Dr. B’s sign is Serpentarius.


#19

Yup, these went into effect for anyone born after 2009.


#20

so you expect me trade in my pincers and stinger for some wack ass scales? hell naw.