Sounds like a pain in the ass: Venezuela hit by toilet roll shortage


#1

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/16/venezuela-toilet-paper-shortage-50m

Well, here’s hoping this sticky situation can be cleaned up quickly before the shit hits the fan.


#2

They are gonna be stuck using the old, hand swipe through the ass crack, clean in sink , repeat. method.


#3

LOL ^ He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI


#4

Those 50 Million rolls better be Charmin toilet paper. That’s the least you could do as a government…


#5

Its going to be some off brand Tp that destroys anuses. It’ll teach those ungrateful fucks to complain about lack of TP.


#6

Why do I suspect that googling that will actually lead me to find some weirdo who has seen that, tried stuff out and written a guide to how to clean your ass with 3 seashells?


#7

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/default.php


#8

This Revolution

will not be televised.

Sorry Million.


#9

That’s just things roll sometimes…


#10

I mean its not like they can wipe out all the trees, but the government will come up with a underhanded solution

they need to take a hands on approach and talk to Don Cheadle as captain planet