With officially only two days until The Dark Knight Rises is released, the 5TREET PWN4GE F1GHTER5 is releasing a new clan story. Hopefully, this story will be an inspiration to all Street Fighters out there. Although the SPF2 had also had a clan story previously, this new story is a brand new one with a a different direction and focus.

The year is 2008 and the location is Tokyo Dome, Japan. Kuroda and MOV are in the final rounds of the final match in the Street Fighter Olympics.

The match is about the start. MOV sees Kuroda talking to their opponent, Roshihikari, but can’t quite make out what they are saying. Roshihikari makes his way back to his seat at the cabinet, flexing his hands.

  • MOV: “Why’s he running dad?”
  • Kuroda: “Because we have to rape him.”
  • MOV: “But he didn’t do anything wrong.”
  • Kuroda sighs: “Because he’s the hero 3rd Strike deserves. But not the one it needs right now. So we will rape him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not a hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark Yang.”

And so, the match begins. Kuroda presses the start button is BOOM, the character selection screen shows up.
♫ Welcome to the world of Street Fighter 3. Prepare for battle. 10*, 9, 8, 7, **6 (Let’s get it on now.) Select and make your first pick 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *♫

Chapter 1 – The Fire Rises

8 years have passed since the events at the Tokyo Dome, where Roshihikari was raped by Kuroda’s Gouki. Roshihikari has grown relatively weak, occasionally even losing casual matches against scrub Elenas on Xbox Live.
It is a dark and gloomy day. Kuroda is lying on a hospital bed at the local hospital, wounded. Roshihikari is in the room, sitting next to his bed.

Kuroda: “We were in this together. And then you were gone. Now this new evil rises. The Rosh-Man has to come back.”
Roshihikari: “What if he doesn’t exist anymore?”
Kuroda: “He must. He must.”

To be continued…





oh my god…


Bro have you played Barkley Shut up and Jam Gaiden?




The Story continues with this year’s Tougeki. The last?! chance of Roshikari redemption.

& I’m sure he’s a little down from the Batman shooting news as well.

Terrible event, stay safe out there everyone. Respect to the families and injured still fighting for their health.


Chapter 2 – Born and Raised in Hell on Earth

Back at Roshihikari Manor, Roshihikari is training hard to get back into the groove of SFIII: Third Strike. His loyal friend, RX, walks into the room.

  • RX: “If you’re seriously considering going back out there, you should hear the rumors surrounding Kitagawa.”
  • Roshihikari: “I’m all ears.”
  • RX: “There is an arcade in a more ancient part of the city, a pit where scrubs are gathered to mash and scrub. But sometimes a man rises from the darkness. Sometimes the pit sends something back.”
  • Roshihikari: “Kitagawa.”
  • RX: “Born and raised in hell on earth.”

Roshihikari ignored RX’s warning and continue his training. His aim was to get back into this year’s SBO finals. Finger pushups was his main exercise for improving execution. But soon, he needed to get back out there. He needed to get back to the arcade.

The Seiei Enbu master was home. Roshihikari noticed a man sitting alone at the corner of the arcade, hunched over and facing the wall. He seemed to be talking to himself. Roshihikari peeked at his face and realized that this man was Fujiwara, one time Dudley master.

  • Roshihikari: “What happened to you?”
  • Fujiwara: “What do you want?”
  • Roshihikari: “How’d you like it if we put a team together?”

To be continued…


Fujiwara… holding it down in scrubtown Kowloon?

Intriguing… need more plot though just like DKRising did. :wink:




SuperPrettyFalpha2 Sak, Yes :blush:

Batchick ain’t even smile… No

“We call her Nuki cuz She looks exactly like OHNUKI!!” - Dr. Sub about their Japanese lady restaurant waitress.




That mega bump about “Video 5 will be released …”

thought was Roshikari threads.

also this

Get rid of the Wolverine and then you got Marvel parents.


batman fucking sucks.
dc sucks and always will.

in order of goodness
its like

marvel>image(and aspen)>dark horse>vertigo>>>>>>>>>>>>DC


yeah, fuck all this noise.


Marvel hasn’t shat out anything worth reading since like 80’s Iron Man stories and some X-Mens.


let me be clear here.

you are a douchebag who contributes nothing.


Here’s me not giving a shit.




bookmarks info: I added this 4 days after Shend put it up back in 2006?! Computers are awesome.


Chapter 3 – The First Encounter

Fujiwara smiled sarcastically before tipping more EKU 28 down his throat.

  • Fujiwara: “A team? For Tougeki? We are past that now. You are not Roshihikari anymore.”
  • Roshihikari: “I will train harder, I always have.”
  • Fujiwara: “Forget it. We will never stand a chance. I am satisfied with my life anyway.”
  • Roshihikari: “Satisfied? Is that what you really are? Maybe it’s time we stop trying to outsmart the truth, and let it have its day.”
  • Fujiwara: “So you want to get into Tougeki, with one Yang, and one Dudley who hasn’t seen daylight in 3 months?”
  • Roshihikari: “One beast Dudley who hasn’t seen daylight in 3 months.”

Roshihikari took an old 2001 Hori Fighting for Playstation 2 from out of his bag and showed it to Fujiwara. Fujiwara ran his hand over it sentimentally.

  • Roshihikari: “Remember this? Remember the old days of training, practicing all night? We need that now. I need to get you back into the game. You can progress out of this place. Even Kitagawa was able to get out of here.”
  • Kitagawa: “Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.”

Kitagawa stood behind them, next to the Street Fighter III: Third Strike cabinet. He had been beasting a long line of scrubs queuing up to face him. Roshihikari stood up and rose to the challenge. He slipped his coin into the slot and sat down opposite Kitagawa. But he never expected that he would face Kitagawa so soon.

Round 1 began and Kitagawa dominated from the beginning, completely shutting down Roshihikari’s Yang with crouching Light Kick into Heavy Shoryukens. Already frustrated, Roshihikari started missing combos in the 2nd round and finally snapped…

  • Roshihikari: "You fucking shitter!"
    Roshihikari then did a Heavy Roll-Kick from fullscreen, hoping that he would catch Kitagawa doing a “Hadouken”. But Kitagawa saw it coming and did a jump back, air-parry into Jumping Heavy Kick, comboed into Kara Medium Shoryuken into Super Art 3. The match was over.

  • Roshihikari: “Why didn’t you just block and do a ground combo?”

  • Kitagawa: “Your punishment must be more severe.”

Kitagawa walked out of the arcade and left Roshihikari staring at the floor, dejected, despaired. Fujiwara walked towards Roshihikari, his body language clearly saying “I told you so.”

  • Fujiwara: “Even the scrubs here can play against Kitagawa better than you. You must defeat these scrubs to stand a chance of graduating out of this place.”
  • Roshihikari: “And how does one graduate out of this place?”
  • Fujiwara: “Defeat that player standing over there, Sheng Long.”

To be continued…


God damn it this is awesome.


Holy shit I love me some 3s players fanfic. and this is definetely my favorite one