SR-2K$ Lounge: How the hell does NuRK work?


I’ve been in the same boat as you my brother. Its an incalculable, unfathomable emotional loss. My great grandmother raised me for much of my early years and was instrumental part of my and my entire family’s life, I can only imagine how your grandmother had made similar sacrifices and had shown much kindness and generosity throughout the years. The only small solace that helped me get through my depression was knowing that the kindness and values she shared lives on through me and the many people she impacted.

Hang in there my friend…


oh yeah, Elizabeth Gillies would get ravaged too. She was on some FX show in recent years; forgot the title of it. I used to daydream of how great it would be to watch her and Ariana kiss and have a lot of R-rated “late night Cinemax” fun with each other. :triumph:

This week is too damn slow… Monday seems like a few years ago.


Just saw a man rocking an umbrella that matched his dress shirt.

I need to get on that level of dandy.


We’ve had a rash of awful trolls. There needs to be a bar set where if you’re not a certain level of funny you get permabanned.


Someone remind me to unban him in like a week or two.


I don’t think anybody will do that.


How are Epidemic and Cyn still in jail? They been in there so long they are about to get married to one another.


@“po pimpus” My condolence man.

Life-tip: do not get jailed in Philippine.


I always find that funny: if there are 3,800 inmates in that jail it’s because you can fit 3,800 there, not only 800. So it’s a non-problem for me.

Like a brazilian politician once said:

“If you don’t want to suffer there it’s easy: just don’t steal, murder or rape people.”

Or something like that…


Seeing how Epidemic boasts about his Excalibur strokes, he probably defeated Cyn in a sword fight.


sincerest condolences to @po pimpus for your loss.

lol at this stocky ass-clown, even HAX has the decency and common sense to turn off the sonic-juice when it matters.


Sorry for your loss Po.

Also…Who the fuck is Stockyjam? Like i never really understood who he was or where he came from. Showed up from out of nowhere
and acted like he’d been lounge-regular since 2009. Doesn’t matter now that he is banned tho.

If you read this somehow Stockyjam…You are a shit poster and you should go fack urself :pig:


I know how you feel. My granddad died last year, and even though he was sick for a while and we all saw it coming, it hurt like hell. Condolences man. You’ll find the strength to get through.

And some advice for Stocky during the ban - I’ll say it again: looking at the girls you post here, I can only assume the girls you fuck in real life look like they have Pokemon waiting in their pussies to jump out. If you’re eating one out and hear “HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!”, just duck.


My condolences Po.


The release of new SF games keeps getting this fucking shitstains posting here.


What I want to know is how did that dude get a cell phone into a prison?

You know he died. He dropped at least three stories.


Lol. Even in prison dudes be posting to Worldstar and shit.


Sorry for your loss Po.


@Raz0r Someone smuggled that phone in the jail in their ass. Also…



That level of dandy would probably let you get on him.