Judging by everything I’ve seen you post, definitely not you. You couldn’t get off with Casey Anthony’s lawyer. You’re a walking oxymoron, and not just because you’re a moron the size of an ox, but because you’re uptight *and *you have a stick up your ass. How is that even possible?
Definitely not with you gaying this bitch up. You’re like Tebow: all you do is throw passes at dudes, kneel, and come from behind.
Of course not. The best part about fried chicken is the skin, and we all know you’re not going anywhere near skins with a face like that. Your grill is a baboon aphrodisiac.
You obviously have the cowboys mistaken for Penn State.
Let’s not be hasty now. Why differentiate? To you, all women are the same. They’re like Magic: you ain’t fuckin’ with them.
Nice one. Tampon jokes. It’s like 1995 all over again except the other kids are letting you keep your lunch money. Maybe next you can talk about how I’m rubber and you’re a faggot.
You’re spending so much time on Romo’s cock, it’s surprising you know something other than dick.
OJ’s legal team couldn’t fix how stupid this shit is. Splitting up oxymoron like a 5th grader; I bet you try to get at bitches by texting them “ASS U ME.”
And you’re like Farve: all the good you have left is stuck in the record books.
With skin like yours, the only thing darker is a fat girl’s shadow at night.
See Penn State at least can keep a winning coach. As soon as the Cowboys had one, they just fired his ass for all the hard work he did.
And to women you’re like Jenny Craig, they say they try it but they all lie about it.
Damn dude, it hasn’t even started and already using faggot? You’re spit is more useless than Jerry Jones decision making. Starting out a battle like a jobber. You used to be Adam Warlock, now you’re just Adam Voldemort, little white kids can make you look free.