SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls


#23040

#23041

im gonna tell ya a funny interesting story.
so…
there was this black girl i saw for a few dates. she was hella pear shaped. very curvy. a real woman.
we get to bedroom right.
wait…before that. when we texted/sexted…she kept going on about me sucking her clit.
i’m like “ok” cuz why wouldnt i? present and serve and i’ll go down.
well anyway.
so we in bed right.
remember…she’s 100% woman.
so i’m fiddling around her vajayjay…and i feel her clit.
its pretty big. i mean. we all know that clits like dicks come in different sizes.
and i’ve had clits that were damn near microscopic and clits that were like the size of a bean. you’ve all been there and done that.
so…
uh…
hmmm.
so as i’m playing with her vajayjay…
i notice…
it keeps getting bigger and bigger.
swear,
to
Gawd!
before i knew it her clit was about as long as a pinky finger. at least my pinky finger in size. i have small hands. not like WWE Big Show hands. just small hands.
but still. a clit as long as my pinky finger

it sorta felt…like a dick. idk. even though i knew it wasnt. cuz she was def a real girl. in every way. but the longest fucking clit like…ever.
it wasnt thick, just long. really long. it just…got erect. not erect like it stood up. but just long in length. still like layed flat on her vagina.
uh, needless to say my expression was like

um.
i did NOT go down on her.
but i did still fuck her.
cuz…vajayjay.
i was a little turned off though. took me while to get over it. i suckled her breast and stuff to get back in the mood.
i think she was disappointed i didnt go down on her but after i felt her clit of clits…i understood her pestering to suck her clit.
it woulda been like sucking a dick.

i aint see her after that tho. moved on. plus she was a tad too…um. docile? quaint? whats the word…not wild enough in bed attitude wise. idk. just. whatever.


#23042

http://i.imgur.com/soZZKK8.jpg

Act like White Mens can’t FUNK

Black/Colored women have to have a
"White Lady" On-The Phone voice
For doing business or else you get no help

http://i.imgur.com/aH9dyLv.gif

[indent]That’s why 99% of the WNBA can’t DUNKMAN?![/indent]

https://i.imgur.com/QsnHnpL.png

when you try to put brown there as a natural progression but that sqwiggyspiderman gets in the way


#23043

yunno…i think she actually modeled herself to look like Frank Frazetta’s catwoman

Edit: dont post nudity drawn or otherwise. You should know this by now.

Thank you


#23044

NEVER
EVER LET THE 2 RACIALLY AMIBIGUIT --charts co mingle… outside of interracial porn tag

We interrupt an important squigga presentation to read StockyJam’s post?!

One of the best Gouki players in the world has a tumblr domain of his name and the content all fits one particular body part of a woman fetish. Not your subject tonight. Not calves or feet either. But if you’re a porn akuma and look for yours

Even just the phrase.

Spoiler

https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwNx8sNwyAMANBdGACHP2SZihKLUJGAsHuqunv7bu8j3quLXZzMk3aAo1EZ65DEY-WKso5RO-bZSJZxQWbO5bzwZgJtrY4x2aSUVVtKzoD2wbl_N6NNiD54DU9cd8NH6Y3la1bx_QGWNCRO.rLkXBrychol_LqhuDplW01ATI5A

https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cAC6VpDibQgSNFNKoGYfy-6-977mGZfZzKHa5wawnzPL2O1UGakWW0XqVVI_p81yQ1JN-bhL0wnkHDFHFxEdvmL0C9AavEcKuBCvITAzPO3d5NNsb9X8_gl9IvQ.hK6ZZH2pfpNuJLXxjsPHMOjiAO4

You’d find squiggas ^ submitting those real big clits.


#23045

Some one had a good 4/20 thinking imma read all that.

hope yall had a good weed day!


#23046

That’s pretty close to the tumblr name/tag of picture content.

Shit was probably created by someone who knows what’s up with the Buttholehands discogs. “Buttholesurfers” are biters.


#23047

Gateway drug peddler? Poor disposition and really needs to use all available places to matchmake we’re not the cause or your dire straights due to work related stress–

Oh Shit I got one after watching that Sqwitch Squigga trailer

Albino American DeeJay!


#23048

i aignt mad at this


#23049

@StockyJam


#23050

she went through sooo much effort putting that body corset she might as well have gone to the gym. cuz that looked like a massive workout.


#23051

My eyes… wtf


#23052

#23053

“This has got to be jelly…because jam don’t shake like that!!!”

https://twitter.com/K_Messias_/status/855153454997790720


#23054

Look closely and you can see Wendy Williams hard on.


#23055

VGM Fridays:


#23056

I see you @StockyJam

Spoiler

https://media3.giphy.com/media/GDPnjIJX6wiek/giphy.gif

VGMF:


#23057

Nigga u trying to bankrupt Capcom or what? How else they gonna keep milkin’ SFV if players can color edit Laura the roster? :bee:


I highly suggest you do simulations first by selecting one stock symbol after research etc, and just keep track of the price change. Once you have a solid idea of the market flow; then actually put money. It takes A LOT of effort imo unless you really know the industry/sector. I thought I knew IT game sector but $3k+ loss later, nope :lol: . I had since moved some of my $$ into loan investment such as


#23058

Niggas thinking they can play the stock market like GTAV


#23059

i was wondering while posting that Frank Frazetta painting, if it was gonna get me in trouble with its nudity. it did.

guess we cellmates angelpalm.

drop your blanket and moonwalk out our cell @angelpalm