The last thing he remembered was trying to log into the SRK forums to see what was up. Then crazy purple smoke began to fill Raij1n’s room. Before he blacked out, he could hear mutterings of “showing him da wey”.
The sound of audible clicking woke him from his slumber. Raij1n lifted himself off of the dirt to find he had been left in an arena. All around him, Ugandan Knuckles were clicking in excitement. In his hand, he found his handy dandy sonic wrench. It was then that he realized he was back in the Hunger Games arena.
“Oh shit!” He immediately began to check his pockets for bolts to buy upgrades.
“Sorry buddah. Dats not de wey.” A Knuckles tribe yelled out to him. He began to run, dodging rockets, scorpion flails, and the various pitfalls of the arena.
“No three musketeers to save you dis time buddah. You must prey to find de wey.”
“Turretus! Turretus! Turretus!” The crowd chanted. That was when he realized that the attacks on him weren’t to hit him, but to lead him to his final destination. In front of him, two golden statues of armoury guns on raised platforms towered. Between the two, the other posters stood at a series of podiums in holocaust cloaks.
“What say you, Pertho?” DevilJin looked at his fellow board member with a raised eyebrow.
Pertho stroked his long, stately beard. "We, the posters of SRK have brought you forth before our God and have found your soul to be in judgement. Let those who would condemn you press the red button. Let those who would save you press the green button.
Raij1n looked hopeful for a second until every podium lit up with a grave red colour. The twin turrets began to turn and point directly at him, as though they were punctuating his very verdict.
“You have been condemned by this court. Your sentence shall be carried out by our god himself. May Turretus have mercy on your soul!”
A single tear fell down Raij1n’s cheek before twin beams of light turned his body to ash. His last words before vaporization were “We never should have given y’all niggas money!”
As the smoke cleared and the arena emptied, one Ugandan Knuckles Tribe looked at the smouldering pile that used to be Raij1n and said, “May you find de wey…”
Raij1n was lynched. Raij1n was: Pertho (Guardian Angel)!
**You dun fucked up.
Raij1n (5): AlphaCommando, chadouken!, DarkGeneral, Hecatom, jasonC
Azure (2): Missing Person, NupoChromine
jasonC (1): Cyntalan
NupoChromine (1): Azure
No Lynch (2): crucades, Raij1n
Did not vote (3): BullDancer, Pertho, XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Failure to vote in two consecutive phases will result in a DQ.
It is now night phase. All actions this phase are locked once submitted!!!