Craigslist has drawn interest from me for the last few months like someone driving by a train wreck, most of it is fucking stupid but you have to read it anyway. I was browsing through random crap between threads and found this gem:
Should I do the unthinkable and try and hook up with this crazy chick, just to hear the weird shit she says?
If I do, pics will of course come.
Nothing would happen, I’m just curious how crazy she is
Are you doing this for the sex, or the ability to tell a hilarious, insane story at a party?
Personally, I would do this just for the story aspect; I’d ask her how she feels about using witch’s broomsticks in bed, and whether she’s ever masturbated to Hermione, Snape, etc.
I’d send a reply similar to this;
For my entertainment I say go for it.
its your funeral.
best reason available
…entertain us, good sir
I say go for it, it ought to make a great story
Could be worse, she could be looking for two, for some FRED AND GEORGE action.
and I think I’ve just out-nerded myself.
SRK: Should I give a shit?
Go for it and come back with a nice story… **no matter what.
**ninja edit: and pics, can’t forget that.
Go for it what’s the harm, right?
pics or ban
Make sure you remember to bring the cloak and wizard’s hat.
Go for it…
Just keep a Stupify Spell up your sleeve in case shit gets too heavy, then run like hell
But if its all good then use a Petrificus Totalus…wink wink
this is pitiful
If you do go, don’t forget to double wrap your wand.
…and take along a portkey for a quick getaway just in case.
I fucking hate it when ppl make dumbass threads like these they’re all the same;
SRK i have a problem this girl wants to fuck me so umm uhhhh should i fuck her? if u all say no then i won’t.
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME? u don’t need SRK’s confirmation (unless shes oogly) just go fuck her and bring us back a decent story already for fucks sake.
Last time I fucked with Craig’s list I fucked a chick in the ass and ended up with two xbox 360’s.