SRK: Should I delve further?


#1

Craigslist has drawn interest from me for the last few months like someone driving by a train wreck, most of it is fucking stupid but you have to read it anyway. I was browsing through random crap between threads and found this gem:

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/cas/326938537.html

Should I do the unthinkable and try and hook up with this crazy chick, just to hear the weird shit she says?

If I do, pics will of course come.


#2

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#3

Nothing would happen, I’m just curious how crazy she is


#4

Are you doing this for the sex, or the ability to tell a hilarious, insane story at a party?

Personally, I would do this just for the story aspect; I’d ask her how she feels about using witch’s broomsticks in bed, and whether she’s ever masturbated to Hermione, Snape, etc.

I’d send a reply similar to this;


#5

For my entertainment I say go for it.


#6

its your funeral.


#7

best reason available

…entertain us, good sir


#8

I say go for it, it ought to make a great story


#9

Could be worse, she could be looking for two, for some FRED AND GEORGE action.

and I think I’ve just out-nerded myself.


#10

SRK: Should I give a shit?


#11

Go for it and come back with a nice story… **no matter what.

**ninja edit: and pics, can’t forget that.


#12

Go for it what’s the harm, right?:confused:


#13

pics or ban


#14

Make sure you remember to bring the cloak and wizard’s hat.


#15

Go for it…

Just keep a Stupify Spell up your sleeve in case shit gets too heavy, then run like hell

But if its all good then use a Petrificus Totalus…wink wink


#16

this is pitiful


#17

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3915231&postcount=1061


#18

If you do go, don’t forget to double wrap your wand.

…and take along a portkey for a quick getaway just in case.


#19

I fucking hate it when ppl make dumbass threads like these they’re all the same;

SRK i have a problem this girl wants to fuck me so umm uhhhh should i fuck her? if u all say no then i won’t.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME? u don’t need SRK’s confirmation (unless shes oogly) just go fuck her and bring us back a decent story already for fucks sake.


#20

Last time I fucked with Craig’s list I fucked a chick in the ass and ended up with two xbox 360’s.