SRK: Should I delve further?

Craigslist has drawn interest from me for the last few months like someone driving by a train wreck, most of it is fucking stupid but you have to read it anyway. I was browsing through random crap between threads and found this gem:

Should I do the unthinkable and try and hook up with this crazy chick, just to hear the weird shit she says?

If I do, pics will of course come.


Nothing would happen, I’m just curious how crazy she is

Are you doing this for the sex, or the ability to tell a hilarious, insane story at a party?

Personally, I would do this just for the story aspect; I’d ask her how she feels about using witch’s broomsticks in bed, and whether she’s ever masturbated to Hermione, Snape, etc.

I’d send a reply similar to this;

For my entertainment I say go for it.

its your funeral.

best reason available

…entertain us, good sir

I say go for it, it ought to make a great story

Could be worse, she could be looking for two, for some FRED AND GEORGE action.

and I think I’ve just out-nerded myself.

SRK: Should I give a shit?

Go for it and come back with a nice story… **no matter what.

**ninja edit: and pics, can’t forget that.

Go for it what’s the harm, right?:confused:

pics or ban

Make sure you remember to bring the cloak and wizard’s hat.

Go for it…

Just keep a Stupify Spell up your sleeve in case shit gets too heavy, then run like hell

But if its all good then use a Petrificus Totalus…wink wink

this is pitiful

If you do go, don’t forget to double wrap your wand.

…and take along a portkey for a quick getaway just in case.

I fucking hate it when ppl make dumbass threads like these they’re all the same;

SRK i have a problem this girl wants to fuck me so umm uhhhh should i fuck her? if u all say no then i won’t.

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME? u don’t need SRK’s confirmation (unless shes oogly) just go fuck her and bring us back a decent story already for fucks sake.

Last time I fucked with Craig’s list I fucked a chick in the ass and ended up with two xbox 360’s.