God, this is such a piece of shit.
-there’s nothing more Street Fighter-like than watching some sadistic, twig-armed, barefoot anime kid body Zangief with psychic powers. Pretty fucked up how everyone gangs up on Zangief after Ryu interrupts the gawdamn match.
-the plot shows how much of an idiot Ryu is. I’m referring to the “missing brother” plot. He gets a hard-on for this kid 5 minutes after he shows up on his doorstep?
-if it wasn’t for the perv-director having a hard-on for Chun Li and showing her hips/ass every 5 scenes, then this movie probably wouldn’t have made any money. There’s actually a scene of her getting “hurt” when doing the splits…are you fucking kidding me? Chun Li getting hurt doing the splits is like Superman getting hurt from a gunshot.
-why is every person on the street in Japan either a mugger or a teen-rapist?
-why is Ken dressed like a South Park character and using the internet to find Street Fighter tournaments? This is the Alpha series, right? They didn’t even have internet, and I don’t think a “Street Fighter” tournament would be on the web anyway. Also, Steve Blum sucks.
-most overused attack in this film: one-handed face grab into ground smash. It’s like everyone in this movie took lessons from T. Hawk. The director obviously doesn’t have any creativity.
-no Guy. What the fuck.
-bad guy sucks.