Students discover a new way to make electricity


#1

http://now.msn.com/urine-powered-generator-invented-by-four-african-teens

OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.

-Starhammer-


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#2

Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow!

Sorry, that was immature of me, I’m sure this invention will usher in a new golden age for Africa which is good because a lot of areas have piss poor conditions. In unrelated news, R Kelly changed his IP address to Nigeria.


#3

I give those chicks 10 more minutes to sign over the deeds to all that ingenuity before the stormfront boys walk in and take it via burning villages.


#4

That’s using your noodle!


#5

If I wasn’t at Starbucks, I would click the link. Have a feeling I get the jist already.


#6

Pair that with the different water purifying devices available now and third world villages has a chance to flourish.

Next step is to get that invention patented properly before greedy corporations gets their hand on it.


#7

That kind of intelligence will land these students a steady stream of income.


#8

You could say that their discover will shower the world in a new golden age of power.


#9

They’ll probably end up dead and/or missing and this will be forgotten in a few months.


#10

“Honey! We need electricity!”
“Get me a beer…”


#11

Now when you need to see… just pee. :rofl:

:tup:


#12

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that no one read the date.


#13

now if they only used human dung as fertilizer, nothing would go to waste


#14

That is old news, in North Korea there is a massive black market for human shit, apparently its worth billions. Hell its government policy not to let those ‘goods’ go to waste


#15

#16

Here in Brazil we’ve been using Blanka to power up entire cities since 1991.

Africa is way behind us in that department…


#17

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Lt. Surge: RAICHU!!! GIVE’EM DA THUNDA BOLT!!!

RAAAAIIIIICHHHUUU!!!

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Pikachu: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

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#18

psssss don’t be a dick!


#19

Starhammer with his old wrinkly ass can’t even see, don’t know how grandpa be typing on here in the first place.


#20

You can’t mention R.Kelly without posting this: