Okay, I’ve been following Alex Jones and I decided to watch the Mario movie again before I noticed something. This movie PREDICTED the 2016 election with incredible metaphors that no one would notice until now. BEHOLD (optic blast!):
Okay, Mario and Luigi represent the everyman and the Baby Boomers and Millennials. They’re struggling to find work and their work is shit.
Luigi is YOU.
Millenials play videogames and Boomers don’t BAM!
Spike and Iggy are the Koch brothers. They represent a force supporting the republicans but then they turn and go against Trump.
Further proof! BAM!
Koopa is Trump.
Lena is Hilary.
Trumps mindfucks us.
Hilary cucks us.
Bernie is the king.
Trump be like Fuck dat. Be my monkey.
The movie is a metaphor for the 2016 election.
Hilary will self destruct.
Trumps gonna become a T-Rex and try to eat us.
We gotta touch dicks.