The Coffee Thread


#1

So yesterday, I was going at it in bed when I realized that we ran out of cereal. Since I’m not the one in charge of groceries, I put my pants on (which made me notice I was feeling thin) and went to Dunkin Donuts for Breakfast and was too lazy to get something without coffee (which I rarely drink). So after I had the coffee, I was so mentally active (but still an introvert) to the point where I would stand in a corner and violently talk to myself. Not only that, but I didn’t have as much of an appetite throughout the rest of the day. I don’t think that has happened before. So does that mean I can drink coffee by losing weight?


#2

Still trying too hard. 1/10.


#3

there is a coffee thread already somewhere.


#4

I feel the same way.

I can only drink coffee while I’m starving. Otherwise I’ll be fartin the day away.