The cruel combinations thread


So imagine having that disease from memento where you have no short term memory. then sometime later after you sufficiently cant make new memories, you get this disease

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basically you’re always awake but dont know why you’re awake or when the last time you slept was.


I have found that beer, toothpaste, and grapes are a really bad combination.


AIDS and Herpes. Hell, AIDS and anything for that matter.


Psoriasis and Muscular Dystrophy


Brushing your teeth with a dildo and rinsing your mouth out afterwards with hexavalent chromium.




White dude, black chick.


2 girls, 1 cup


four balls, no dick


vitiligo + being the king of pop


Midgets, porno flicks


fat chick, tube top


Bubble gum, peanuts.


toothpaste and orange juice. WTF I hate how horrible OJ tastes after you brush your teeth

I would also recommend NOT having hot sauce with cereal.

On the other hand, WAAAAY back in the days before pizza places stole my Dip idea, I used to put sour cream and onion chip did on pizza’s, and it was CHRONIC. I even made a pepperoni pizza, with the dip on it, and mini chips ahoy cookies, and it was surprisingly good


This thread is about cruel combinations. Get your “CHRONIC” combinations out of here.

Milk, rice.


Beer + rum + blue gatorade + cola

… in one bottle = instant vomit inducing


your penis, my anus


Being Black/Chinese but having black math skills and a Chinese penis.


An entertainment combination of the included persons:

Tim and Eric.


Taco Bell, no toilet paper.