The cruel combinations thread

#1

So imagine having that disease from memento where you have no short term memory. then sometime later after you sufficiently cant make new memories, you get this disease

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basically you’re always awake but dont know why you’re awake or when the last time you slept was.

#2

I have found that beer, toothpaste, and grapes are a really bad combination.

#3

AIDS and Herpes. Hell, AIDS and anything for that matter.

#4

Psoriasis and Muscular Dystrophy

#5

Brushing your teeth with a dildo and rinsing your mouth out afterwards with hexavalent chromium.

#6

Hacksaw/peehole

#7

White dude, black chick.

#8

2 girls, 1 cup

#9

four balls, no dick

#10

vitiligo + being the king of pop

#11

Midgets, porno flicks

#12

fat chick, tube top

#13

Bubble gum, peanuts.

#14

toothpaste and orange juice. WTF I hate how horrible OJ tastes after you brush your teeth

I would also recommend NOT having hot sauce with cereal.

On the other hand, WAAAAY back in the days before pizza places stole my Dip idea, I used to put sour cream and onion chip did on pizza’s, and it was CHRONIC. I even made a pepperoni pizza, with the dip on it, and mini chips ahoy cookies, and it was surprisingly good

#15

This thread is about cruel combinations. Get your “CHRONIC” combinations out of here.

Milk, rice.

#16

Beer + rum + blue gatorade + cola

… in one bottle = instant vomit inducing

#17

your penis, my anus

#18

Being Black/Chinese but having black math skills and a Chinese penis.

#19

An entertainment combination of the included persons:

Tim and Eric.

#20

Taco Bell, no toilet paper.