The Expendables 2


#1

The lack of this thread makes me seriously question the manliness of this board.

Debut Trailer:
[media=youtube]XQf3YP8p85I[/media]

Teaser Trailer:
[media=youtube]7rkdTcQLwZ4[/media]


#2

PG-13…

Fuck that shit, and fuck you, Chuck Norris. salutes Chuck with the bird


#3

You are late son…like your period.


#4

Goddamn it, no shit I was finding this weird. Searched for the Expendables not the Expandables, fuck!

And yeah that PG-13 REALLY worries me.


#5

You spelled Expendables wrong too…


#6

gay movie with has beens is gay.


#7

PG-13??? What’s the freakin’ point??

Oh and the title made me think this thread was about porn.


#8

Yeah fuck that PG 13 shit. It’s like "hey let’s take an award winning Top fuel dragster
:

http://my-blackberry.net/wallpapers/17/m/Miller_Lite_NHRA_Top_Fuel_Dragster_2006.jpg

And engine swap it with this:

Yeah FUCK YOU Chuck Norris.


#9

careful chuck will apper in your mirror and road house your face so fucking hard.

he tried doing that shit to me, but I had ancient chinese vodoo and my ground up tiger/panda bones summoned Bruce Lee to fuck his shit up.


#10

Fuck, chuck norris.


#11

Bump
Pimp movie poster for JCVD and Chuck Norris

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/expendables-2-jean-claude-van-damme-poster-570x844.jpg


#12

Fuck Chuck Norris!

Everyone who sees this, be sure to yell fuck at least 8 times in the theater.


#13

I was lucky enough to get into advanced screening, and the story went like:

bang bang bang bang bang bang, bang bang bang cockfight boobies kapow

bang bang bang swoosh boom

The End

Remember, you heard it here first.


#14

My body is ready.


#15

Damn, son.

You have the body of a 13 year old?


#16

Gaadayum. Where’s Arnie?


#17

Do not worry gentlemen, this will be rated-R!


#18

Van Damme looks like a fucking BOSS! :smokin:


#19

New Trailer
[media=youtube]k16U5zzRH_o[/media]


#20

OH FUCK YESSSSSSSSSS