This post is going to be haphazard as I am trying to play a game of DotA at the same time. You don’t know shit about my Chen!
I was pretty new to the fighting game community when SF4 came out. I had just gotten into 3rd Strike and was learning the basics of zoning and all that. Anyways, I learned ‘fair’ very quickly when 4 came out. I played my friend right? I picked Akuma (Based solely on the fact that Akuma is the greatest character in ANY fighting game ever… fact). Sure of victory, I wished my friend, and fighting game mentor, good luck. Well the round started and I got my dick hole smashed and my rectal virginity stolen by Sagat. I said, “Woah… What just happened?” to which he replied… “Don’t worry. Sagat is fair and balanced.”
That was my first exposure to the word fair in a fighting game. If my first encounter with ‘fair’ was against Sagat, it cant get any worse. Fair is fine for me now. I have seen the worst there is and have risen from the dust a new fighter. A bloodier less virginy fighter… but new none the less.
What makes fighting games so great is that there -are- unique changing challenges that you must overcome or you will be destroyed in front of your friends. Now, nothing gives me more pleasure than punching Sagat players right on the tips of their penises. Quit crying and learn to play the game. If you get beat by a move that is “unfair”, learn how to get around it. Be forced to be a better player. Find people that beat you every game, and play them none stop.
Xbox Gamer tag: CallmeVoltron85 I’m only around the 2.5k level, but if you have some game and want to play hit me up. Akuma is ready for all.
PS: Sagats f.lk cancel into dp or whatever is unfair. Who does that shit?