I, the very personified incarnation of ownage. I, the supreme and omnipotent master of all that is DOA. I, the unstoppable and ruthless supremee being of all have owned. Through my history in the game DOAU I unleashed uncomprehendalbe ownage on all those who oppose. If you were to take the individual feets of ownage of all the top players to ever exist and put them together it would still NOT be an accurate description of the ownage that I have delt to all contenders and fools.
They say a picture says a thousand words but the thousand words essay of this pic
couldn’t begin to express in a visual form the amount of ownage I have unleashed on this doa world. For I have single handedly laid siegue to the village that is known as online play. I have murdered the fathers and raped the mothers of countless villagers and no maturing male or infeminine female dare seek revenge against I. If this was an RPG then at the final fight the hero has lost and the evil master has tooken over the world with no sequals of young upstarts fighting through a journey to put me to an end.
I have made, packaged, and sent out many a certificate of ownership. A copy of the deed that I hold over all those who has dared to oppose me.
Even the creator of the game ITAGAKI himself fell at the hands of JustOwnin!
But alas, now the game known as Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate shall be no more. For although thier is many a newb for me to own with the upmost of utter ease just like the sega gamegear was killed the nomand doa2u shall be killed by it’s own predecessor Dead Or Alive 4. A launch title the xbox 360.
I would like for this game to end with a beutiful firework like display of lights than just to dim out. I would rather end the long sentence of this games existance with an exclimation mark instead of a period.
That is why I shall give you newbs one final chance. One final fight. One final attempt at my life. THier shall be no rematches until doa4’s release. Thier shall be no excuses. Thier shall only be ownage.
All the fools who for a second even thinks that they can take me out. That think they can choke won’t doesn’t breath. Who thinks they can ice skate up hill. Who thinks they can complete a impossible mission that even tom cruise himself could not.
Then by all means fight me in an ENDURANCE MATCH!
ENDURANCE MATCH rules.
First to 10 games
3 rounds largest health
Already I can feel the small utterances of fear coursing through the viens of those who know my name. Already I can see newbs and scrubs alike running and hiding trying to dodge the ownage. Let all know this.
Thier is no escape from the ownage of JustOwnin.
Things to do after being challenged by JustOwnin
1.) Put your feelings in a safe place, so they won’t get hurt.
2.) Learn to play another game and get a hobby so thier can be life after ownage.
3.) Prepare to be owned.
The above has been a message from the class SSS supervillian
For those who donot know of my previous quests of ownage here they are