The LB Thread


#1

I’m tired of having to read around all the NorCal threads to find all of LB’s shenanigans, so I thought I’d just start a thread for LB to talk shit in. That and GD are basically the only reason I come to SRK these days anyway.

Anecdotes are also welcomed.

Fun fact: I got into MMA because LB kept punching and kicking me at the Bearcade. Now I choke him between my thighs.


#2

How come LB’s #1 Fan didn’t create this thread?


#3

I think you just made that a win-win situation for LB.


#4

your brother chokes my cock between his teeth

best. thread. ever.


#5

no i don’t, all laiz, i cheel u in MMA nao

let’s go MM FT5 MVC2 LB !


#6

that sounds hella painful. for the cock more than the teeth.

:smokin:

^^^ that’s LB.


#7

lb got drunk and high at new ks location

he tried to climb a random fence and when he came back down he had a giant rip in his pants

then andry walks up with bigger rips in his pants and puts him to shame

then he left in his motorcycle

the end


#8

who’s the winner in that choke?


#9

hey fool andry lost ripped pants match! his shit was PATCHED!

i was out in the cold with ripped ass jeans fucking at 4 am drunk riding around the motorcycle.

shit was godly.


#10

LB is gay

The End.


#11

L free


#12

First time I met LB, he Slayer bit me to death, in a match I had won cold…well…until he bit me…fgt.

True story.


#13

I could fill a thread with the things LB has eaten or ‘tasted.’ But I won’t.


#14

AHHAHAHHAHA
FUCK YOU SHOULD TOTLALY POST THAT SHIT

AHHAHAHAHAH FUCK DUDE MAY IRUEPUSATION IS GONNA GO DOWN MORE IF I HAVE ONE ALREADY DUDE
UWHAHT EHT FUCK!!1
AAHAHAHHAHA
FUK

hzhok
:wink:
due
fotmherf ucker


#15

those are the kind of AIM messages LB used to send me. I hella miss that dude.


#16

I was a victim of one of LB’s Asian Home Invasions.

…call the poleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeece~


#17

Make that gunner already, dude.


#18

Andry auto-wins with Zebra pants yo.


#19

i was in line to board the tour bus today when my female friend asked me… “if you were a girl for a day, who would you bang” and i said “if i was a girl and the male version of me was still available i would totally bang me. oh god yeah i’d hella bang me”…

and then the 20 white people around all went really silent for good two minutes.

the end.


#20

They were the smartest people on the bus.