The Mario Kart Thread


Online play is silky smooth. Only wierd things I see are people that warp all over the place sometimes during a race…lag?


i play with just the wiimote only and its really fun. i didn’t know you could use a classic controller so i guess ill try that out now.


Alright, well I might go out and pick this up later today then. I need some more Wii games, I’m getting sick of Brawl and golf is pretty gay.


I just moved in with some roomies that played.

i showed them that chart and they thought it was awesome, good job srk!

i went from a dry bones super blooper fan to funky and the bowser bike. life got so much more winninger.


thats all good and dandy but we all know that daisy is that hot fire.


Yeah I recently started using “small” characters.(Dry Bones, Baby Daisy) on the Bullet Bike and Magikruiser and they are fucking FAST, but they get knocked around like ragdolls.


ALWAYS slide into contact on a bike, it gives you a bigger advantage than normal contact.


So the game has been hacked, pretty extensively. People are posting impossible records in time trials with a ghost that just drives off a cliff or into a wall and sits there…forever. In online races, someone called “The Evil” will just hit you with infinite red shells and bombs and then use infinite stars to untouchably finish first with a ridiculous lead. Fun times.


^ You’re barley noticing that? XD


so the best combo that i got from a few pages back is funkykong on bowser bike? and daisy on mach bike? is that the concensus favorite?

hopefully this limited edition controller i got, Super Nintendo Controller works well for Mario Kart.


^ Pretty much. Though I still fail to see whats so great about Baby Daisy+Bullet Bike Dry Bones gets more MASSIVE mini-turbo boosts because of that. The pretty useless chars are:


I think I’m missing one or two…


I’m still trying to unlock shit…

Using Rosalina and star bike for 100CC. Whoever said its handling is ass…I kind of like it. Gives me a bike that turns like a kart. But I guess the Bowser bike is supposed to be better. No biggy. I used that one before unlocking star bike. Guess I’ll be switching back for awhile to see if it makes a big difference.

I don’t think I have Daisy, so no idea if she’s any good. Guess I’ll try Mach bike sometime soon now too.


ArcadeFire!!! Play me…4253-3872-0435. You sound like you know yer stuff.


I"ve unlocked all the characters except dry bowser:mad: i don’t think i will ever get him.


^ Dude Rosalina was a BITCH to get at first.


getting star grades in 150cc is a bitch. Almost every time I finish a track, I get hit by a blue shell at the least. Sometimes it’s blue shell then red shell. And everybody passes me up. Me = frustrated.


I still LOL@3-Star people online that suck BALLS. I may fuck around and get a 2-Star thingy by my name to intimidate people :rofl:


yeah i haven’t tried to get the star rating on 150 cc but i could just tell by my first time playing passing the level it’s going to be tough. i got alot of low rankings like D and E right when you get to the finish line something will always end up fucking you up and u finish almost last…guess u just have to get lucky some games and pray a shell or pow doesn’t destroy you.

oh yeah, anyone do that shortcut i saw on youtube for the lava level? where you just go around a big rock 3 times and finish the course in like 20 seconds.


Sometimes I think the game thinks of new and more fucked up ways to screw you over. Be prepared, I’m going to bitch…

I was at Grumble Volcano and a green shell pretty much out of nowhere (I didn’t even hear any noise) hits me as I’m about to jump off a little ramp. The timing of the shell was so amazing. Instead of stopping before the jump or having my momentum carry me to the other platform, I roll into the lava. As I get back onto the track and do the jump over again, somebody used lightning and I FALL INTO THE LAVA AGAIN.

I guess part of the game is seeing how ridiculous some of the things are. Like the computer POWing you right after you get inked so you can’t see the POW floating over your head. WTF is that shit?


Thats the WORST EVER