Offialiest Tier List that ever was:
So When we LAST LEFT OUR EPISODE, Sol was atop of Fuck Mountain, he was haveing a merry time being KING. He loved being the king so much that he named himself Solodor, and rode tomas the tank engine train around Fuck Mountain, stopping only to get out and give some bitch aids.
Then all of a sudden, the keeprs that be, THAT MAN, who we generally call “THE MAN” who obviously represents the white man, the greatest criminal in the earth, President of Sega came to ArcSys, and said “Make me a broken game, Slash is too boring”
So ArcSys said yes, and Accent Core was born.
LOUDLY AND RUDELY Sol was thrown off Fuck Mountain by Eddie who apparently is just a shadow or something , so he must be Sol’s Shadow. However Sol was not to be let himself get kicked off of Fuck Mountain. No, Sol built himself a really big Sailboat, and he forded ontop of WhaleSex River, which leads into the basin of Fuck Mountain, which also connects to the Ocean of CutyourselfFuckingEmo. Captain Sol, crashed his sailboat which he named Justin Timberlake, and it hit the River causing a GookQuake, its basically has all the powers of a Korean, and an Earthquake, kind of like when Kim Kawpwan stomps on the floor. here Sol created a giant tower called Chris Benoit Yourself, where the sneetches from Dr. Suess live, the sneetches without stars on their bellies were so fucking racist that they took all the Gonzagas and Batmans and made them program Accent Core for the PS2, here Sol Badguy created the P-Tier, which stands for Playstation Tier:
Sol, having lost his claim as King of Fuck Mountain, he now has claimed the King of Chris Benoit Yourself Tower, here he can do amazing things like Clean hit you twice and do Instant Kill Sidewinder.
Ino- She was serving prostitution rings back in the valley of Fuck Mountain, when she saw Sol’s Sailboat Justin Timberlake, she totally jumped on, and now she can fucking freeze the game every 1/100000000 time or if you dont use a HD loader.
Buri- Some how Buridget got a new Yoyo, she made it out of the stones taken from the Fuck Mountain, now she serves as a desk attendant at the bottom of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower.
Johnny-He doesnt really belong here, but May Punched him to the top of the tower, and now he can do Jackhound without tension.
S-Tier, Stands for: Shoe Tier, bitches who wear shoes.
Eddie: The New King of Fuck Mountain, mother fucker got himself some fuckin WOLVERINE BOOTS, those steel Toes, Fucking OWN WHEN HES DOING j.K
Potemkin: Man have you seen the size of this nugga’s shoes? they are fucking HUGEEEEEE. Potemkin started himself a factor of clothes for huge fuckers like himself at the valley of Fuck Mountain, it was called the shop for “Big and Tall and more Big”
Testament: Unhappy with his current Goth Emo Kid look, Testament sailed out to the Ocean of CutyourselfFuckingEmo and got himself some Pimp ass shoes, in now he can infinitely kick you in the balls. Using these shoes he hikes up to the top of Fuck Mountain Everyday, but usually Eddie just throws him off of the mountain.
Slayer: man he just has gold shoes. Hes like “I bought these a K-mart!”
These are the kids who are still living in the valley of Fuck Mountain, known as Rape Village.
Rape Village is usually quite these times of days, but recently its been getting rowdy now that ChrisBenoitYourself Tower moved next door.
Jam: Jam moved to rape village cause she really loves Ky, and loves putting it in his pooper.
Slayer decided to give Jam his old shoes, and now Jam has Pilebunker you right in the Fuck.
Baiken: Shes got flip flops so she dont have no fuckin shoes, so she can only live peacefully in Rape Village. All of her moves lies in her kicks, but she can’t always win cause shes wearing flip flops.
Order Sol: He’s building his own sailboat in his backyard in Rape Village, however he doesnt really know if it will float since he made it out of Steel.
May: May was hungry one day, and decided to eat some Rock Soup. Johnny was like Shit I aint gonna tap someone who eats that shit, so May was like fuck you and Punched Johnny right out of Rape Village all the way back up to the top of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower.
B-Tier: These guys live in Bitchsville which is approx 30 minute drive from Rape Village and Fuck Mountain. People who play these characters Bitch to NO END, about how their character blows dickshit.
Everyone not living in Rapeville or Fuck Mountain or Benoit Tower or Zanzibar.
Just Plain Fucking Blows Tier: These guys dont even live on the same island as Fuck Mountain, they moved to like the Zanzibar and made a living there:
Chipp: He is trying to learn japanese, but unfortunately he only took a plane ticket to the Zanzibar, which might as well have been a one way ticket to dogshit.
Next Episode: The Suburbs of Bitchsville.