The NW joke thread


#1

Jalapno started with one in the NW majors thread, and I wanted to continue. So instead of derailing, I’ll start a new thread:

Q: What is a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.


#2

Q: What is a Japanese cannibal’s favorite food?
A: Raw Men

Subscribed…best ice breaker thread ever


#3

^^ Wow that one was awesome.

Q: What’s E.T. short for?

A: Cuz he’s got little legs.


#4

Q: What’s the best thing about twentynine year olds?

A: There’s twenty of 'em.


#5

after that I don’t feel so bad about this…

Q: how do you make a dead baby float?
A: two scoops of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.

Q: what’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
A: well I don’t know about you, but I don’t cum on an apple before I eat it.


#6

heard this one, didnt create it

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture…

Dont kill me : (


#7

Fuck yes! That shit was awesome.

OMNE… Jetay? NWM Big guy in the jersey?


#8

Yup, thats me.


#9

Ok this is pure cheese and everyone has probably heard it a million times but I don’t care.

Q: What do you call two mexican’s playing basketball?

A: Juan on Juan.

:looney:


#10

Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?

because she was a woman


#11

I can’t contribute to this thread. Because while I’m a funny dude…I don’t really know jokes, but I know the biggest joke tha I’ve heard of is super joe knuc knuc knuc


#12

:rofl: Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

Well, you would too if your name was MMUUNGGGGNNNFFFUMMWOOMMUNNNG


#13

Good stuff, I’m the average sized white dude with the surfer hair, in case you aren’t putting a name to a face.

You should have heard Ian (Shwoken) at one of the first Preppy’s I went to:

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a Rubber toe?

A: Roberto

Fuck that one was bad!


#14

I expect nothing less from Julien. LETS GO GET FUCKED UP.


#15

Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow shoveler?

A: Give the bitch a shovel

Edit: The polar bear joke still makes me laugh every time I see and think of it.


#16

Q: Something smells like up dog?
Q: what’s up dog?
A: nothing much! what’s up with you! LOL…


#17

Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?

Because he’s black. =[ =[

Jetay - You’re going to hell.


#18

You will be shot 1st. I already disclaimer-ed my joke. you didnt do yours. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :slight_smile:


#19

A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, “Its chicken wire and I’m going to catch some chickens.” His neighbor says, “You fool, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.” Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what the guy is up to. The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks. He replies, “You fool, you can’t catch ducks with duct tape.” Sure enough later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. The next day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He asks what it is. The guy replies, “Its pussy willow.” He says, “Hold on, let me get my hat.”