The Official 2011 Women's Madness Tournament! Salma Hayek crowned champ


#1

Finally!!!

The start for the2011 Women’s Madness Tournament has begun.

Within the spoiler is the bracket for this year’s tournament.

About the bracket:
The 64 women were chosen out of a total of 139 nominated here.Before someone gets salty at the bracket, let me just say I was only responsible for a small portion of it. Seven other SRK posters helped put the bracket together.

The women were then separated into seven groups of 17 (one person had 20) and then each person needed to pick 8 women, then seed them from 1-8, with 1 being the highest. From there, the seeded picks were selected at random to be placed into the bracket (a #1 seed vs a #8, etc). If there’s any questions on this I’ll be more than happy to answer.

Next year the field will be expanded to include more women and more categories.

The Rules are as follows:

Posting Images/Youtube Videos:

Let’s try and keep it safe for work guys. If there’s something questionable, by all means, please use spoiler tags. Truthfully, I’d rather all images be placed in spoiler tags if possible.

I don’t necessarily have a preference for embedded videos, but links I imagine would work best.

Voting:

Voting will be done Battle Poll style. Only the registered voters from the nominations thread are allowed to participate, although I might may make a small exception on this if a few others wish to participate. There will not be multiple threads, and voters will need to post their votes in this thread in **BOLD **by the deadline.

I will post each round’s match-ups and will continually update the bracket throughout the tournament in the first post.

The first round will probably last the longest due to the number of match-ups, but it will move fairly quickly thereafter. There’s no reason this should take forever to complete.

(PM Me if you want to vote. I’m not letting any other voters in after the first round).

Registered Voters:

Jae Hoon
Monte
BullDancer
Geese Pants
The Invincible Swordsman
Black Jesus
Shaft Agent
Evil Samurai
Puff
Doofenshmirtz
pherai
thurst
Rock Bogart
white shadow
shatterstar
Sensei Rouzu
Dangerous J
Taito
SRKev
LimeGreenPatato
Sheng-Long
The Epidemic
Million
angelpalm
RoninChaos
boel
Pballa
regulate
Sovi3t
TheMaidenMasha
Biolink
kaz
orochizoolander
Shadow Ace 50

This Year’s Bracket!!!

Spoiler

http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq348/kazamamaster/Madness-Tourney-round5-.jpg


#2

The Championship:

Salma Hayek vs Esther Baxter

Voting closes on Thursday at 8PM Eastern.

Let’s get to it!!!

Final 4

Spoiler

Salma Hayek vs Stacey Keibler
Esther Baxter vs Keeley Hazell


#3

I like how there is only like a sprinkling of Asians now, and two are matched up against each other in the first round.

This is a very different SRK than from my youth.


#4

Or the asian look is played out at the moment?


#5

I hope it is played out forever. God bless this brave new world we live in.


#6

Salma Hayek This match is going to be close.
Monica Bellucci Busted asian cowface cannot compete with Monica.
Kelly Hu Lady Deathstrike
Kaley Cuoco Other chick has fake tits meh
Olivia Wilde Other chick has meh face and I don’t dig the landing strip. Olivia Wilde is more unique looking too.
Malia Jones Other chick is a softcore pornstar w/ fake tits
Brooklynn Decker coinflip
Rosario Dawson Aarti Mann is too elfin.
Sharon Leal I don’t like broads wider than me
Shakira Frida Pinto is asexual
Mina Blomqvist I do not condone fake tits
Scarlett Johansson She’s Scarlett Johansson. The end.
Nina Dobrev Sophia Vergara is old and has a busted face.
Leona Lewis WTF how did her opponent even get in this joint? Fuck Chola eyebrowed bitch.
Stacey Kiebler I don’t like Lacey Banghard’s face. Also is that her real name? Banghard hahahahahaha
Jamie Chung Hyori is a fake plastic whore.
Zharick Leon I don’t like dwarf women. Aragorn says they have beards.
Emma Stone Biel’s mouth is scary yo.
Keely Hazel The breasts are strong with this one.
Jessica Stroup Kim K is too much of a literal whore.
Mouni Farro Good tits, good face, not fat unlike Christina Hendricks.
Stacey Dash Stacey Dash has to be a lich or something by now. She doesn’t age
Thandie Newton God damn you plastic K-bitches. God damn you all to hell!
Minka Kelly is just too hot.
Amanda Seyfreid They’re pretty and have nice chests. This one is too hard. I don’t know. I barely know who the other one is so Seyfreid
Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta. I don’t feel anything for either of these broads. Brenda is like mediocre asian chick and and Rosa has a busted face. not voting.
Malin Akerman The other one is like twelve and isn’t even the best Nickelodeon/Disney chick. Where is Victoria Justice?
Mila Kunis WTF SERENA WILLIAMS? What? This should be a perfect for Mila as she doesn’t have a y-chromosome.
Moon Bloodgood I don’t like tats. Not that my vote will matter anyway for this one
Eva Mendes Eva Mendes’s face is like a busted Cindy Crawford but I feel nothing at all for Rachel McAdams. Too average and Eva has a much better body. That scene with McAdams, you know the one I’m talking about, was a butt double. Who the hell needs a butt double? Is she that insecure or is her butt 100% cottage cheese?
Aishwarya Rai OMG Erin Andrews’ face.
Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado. Both are fake-titted titty models whom I don’t find particularly attractive. Not voting.


#7

Let’s get it started! starts dancing like Hammer

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying while impersonating a certain NY Jets linebacker:

CAN’T WAIT!


#8

I do not care the reasoning there is no reason to cut Jessica Alba, shit makes no sense.


#9

Esther Baxter v. Moon Bloodgood/ aka the teenage boy looking bitch… c’mon son…

DAT ASS

Spoiler

http://snarkerati.com/galleries/index.php/Esther-Baxter/0014-Esther-Baxter.jpg?action=thumb

Keeley Hazell might not look that good in the face(to me) but I would beat that ass into tomorrow…

Keeley got some big ass tittays

Spoiler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CTY8VPpJJkE/S8buNZNrVdI/AAAAAAAABbU/5elUw5YG-J4/s640/Keeley+Hazell+Boxing.jpg


#10

one big poll?! man i some pondering to do. also let the propaganda begin!

EDIT: also god damn the beyonce vs salma hayek match up :sad:

EDIT2:

wtf my world is shattered! :mad: who even let her into the competition then?!


#11

Lets go Keeley!!! Its your year babe!


#12

Salma Hayek vs. Beyonce
Monica Bellucci vs Harumi Nemoto
Andy Allo vs Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder vs Kelly Cuoco
Olivia Wilde vs Laisa Andrioli
Jessica Canizales vs Malia Jones
Suelyn Medeiros vs Brooklynn Decker
Rosario Dawson vs Aarti Mann
Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit vs **Sharon Leal **
Freida Pinto vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Minea Blomqvist
Scarlett Johansson vs Ana Beatriz Barros
Sofia Vergara vs Nina Dobrev
Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
Jamie Chung vs Hyori
Hayden Panetierre vs Zharick Leon
Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
Jessica Stroup vs Kim Kardashian
Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash
Thandie Newton vs Son Bam-Di
Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried
Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan
Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood
Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes
Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews
Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado


#13

Ok… Let’s see…

Salma Hayek vs. Beyonce
I still hold a spot in my heart for Salma. But she’s going up against Queen Beyonce, a woman who has too few equals. I still dig you Salma but alas… you are past your prime and even at your hottest… you can’t compete with The Queen.

Vote = [i]Queen Beyonce*

Monica Bellucci vs Harumi Nemoto
Harumi Nemoto has really big titties. So the hell what.

Vote = Monica “Sex Personified” Bellucci

Andy Allo vs Kelly Hu
This is actually pretty tough. When Andy doesn’t have that weird ass afro she really sparkles. I dig Kelly Hu but for how long am I gonna hold the flame for her?

Vote = Kelly Hu (apparently for a little longer)

Lucy Pinder vs Kelly Cuoco
Very different styles. But my dick says to go with the more explosive woman.

Vote = 2nd-in-Command of the Brit Tit Gang, Lucy “God Tier Titties” Pinder

Olivia Wilde vs Laisa Andrioli
This is a really close matchup. Their bodies are really similar. However… last I checked, Olivia Wilde hasn’t done any nude stuff while Laisa… well… go to menversus.com/artickes/laisaandrioli and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Vote = Laisa Andrioli

Jessica Canizales vs Malia Jones
Too easy.I’ll take an explosive body over a skinny model everyday of the week.

Vote = Jessica Canizales

Suelyn Medeiros vs Brooklynn Decker
Another easy one. Decker ain’t got enough booty or booby to hang.

Vote = Suelyn Medeiros

Rosario Dawson vs Aarti Mann
Aarti Mann is kinda inconsistent. She can look kinda ugly but can sparkle like champagne. As for Rosario Dawson…

Vote = Aarti Mann (I’ve never thought she was ever attractive at any moment of her life)

Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit vs Sharon Leal
It’s not often that I go away from the woman with the more explosive body. ButI can’t let Sharon go down without getting a vote from me.

Vote = Sharon Leal (RIP Hellcats)

Freida Pinto vs Shakira
:lol:

Vote = “The Time Stopper”, Shakira

Jackie Gueriddo vs Minea Blomqvist
:lol:

Vote = “The World Hottest Weather Woman”, Jackie Guerrido

Scarlett Johansson vs Ana Beatriz Barros
I don’t think so. Skinny, everyday models just don’t do it for me.

Vote = The Red Scarlett Johansson

Sofia Vergara vs Nina Dobrev
I think Nina Dobrev is so fucking pretty…

Vote = Sofia Vergara (but seriously… Sofia’s voice alone makes me ejaculate prematurely)

Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Cheh. Never was impressed by Leona Lewis.

Vote = Jenn Grijalva

Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
It’s gonna take a lot more than this to defeat the 3-time Women’s Madness Champion

Vote = “She Got Legs”, Stacy Keibler

Jamie Chung vs Hyori
Shake it Hyori, SHAKE IT!!

Vote = Lee Hyori

Hayden Panetierre vs Zharick Leon
I like Zharick Leon. But sadly, she hasn’t owned me as much as The Invincible Cheerleader.

Vote = Hayden Panetierre

Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
No reason to waste time with this one.

Vote = Jessica Biel

Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
Oh fuck. The Brit Tit Commander vs the closest thing to Maia Campbell other than Meagan Good. Dammit… Don’t make me do this… don’t…

Vote = “The Brit Tit Commander” Keeley Hazell (You shouldn’t have let The Dream hit that Christina. I can forgive you for Nick Cannon. But The Dream? The fucking Dream?)

Jessica Stroup vs Kim Kardashian
Jessica is too adorable and Kim is too gamesharked (and I like your younger sister better).

Vote = Jessica Stroup

Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
Too easy. And Christina?.. it’s called sunlight. Maybe you’ve heard of it?

Vote = Mouni Farro

Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash
Oh fuck you to whoever put this matchup together.

Vote = Undecided for now.

Thandie Newton vs Son Bam-Di
Thandie Newton… no matter what role you put her in, no matter what she wears… is fucking gorgeous. She’s like a hotter, younger Jada Pinkett.

Vote = Thandie Newton

Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece
Skinny bitch vs Explosive body.

Vote = Somaya Reese (And whoever said Minka Kelly was “The Sexiest Woman Alive” in 2009 obviously thought the rest of the women in the world were undead)

Natalie Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried
Oh look… it’s TWO skinny bitches!

Vote = Natalie Suliman (seriously… who the hell thinks Amanda Seyfried belongs in any competition that promotes hotness?)

Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta
I’m actually a Brenda Song and I can’t wait until she starts doing slutty roles.

Vote = Rosa Acosta (But seriously… Rosa Acosta is the definition of the word “Dime-piece”)

Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan
A really think Malin Akerman is pretty. Her smile sparkles.

Vote = Vanessa “The Vampire Babysitter” Morgan (But I’m not watching terrible tv shows just look at her. Vanessa’s potential is SO vast.)

Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis
I’m probably one of the few who really dig Serena Williams. Mila Kunis is probably a bit prettier.

Vote = Mila Kunis (Do I really want to have sex with a gorilla?)
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood
:lol:

Vote = Esther “Perfection” Baxter

Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes
I don’t even like Eva Mendes anymore. What happened to her ass? Where is it?

Vote = Rachel McAdams

Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews
Don’t care much about this matchup. Erin’s nose just bugs the hell outta me.

Vote = Aishwarya Rai

Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado
I wanna smash Johanna more.

Vote = Johanna Maldonado

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I gotta go do consulting about that Arianna Grande vs Stacey Dash matchup.


#14

lol hyori vs jamie chung?! what have i done! =(

yo kaz, when you post the matchups for us to vote can you put the seeds next to the names, i’m sure inquiring minds wanna know.


#15

Refusing to get naked when playing a stripper in Sin City and the CGI shower scene in Machete. Herpes too.

Alpha Dog dude.


#16

There really should be a WMT hall of fame and retire some of these names though. Maybe after 3 wins or something.


#17

LOL! i’m salty as fuck. sorry, bro. i am. only person i got in was some throwaway (she’s very attractive) white chick i used to pad out the MAJESTY that was my list? i have no incentive to care about this tourney now. i’m gonna vote because it’s my duty, but there’s no passion behind it. no rabid defending of my women from rat-fuck ugly SRK standards. no hated towards my opponents. just bored name pickin’ :bluu:

Salma Hayek vs. Beyonce
Monica Bellucci vs Harumi Nemoto
Andy Allo vs Kelly Hu
Lucy Pinder vs Kelly Cuoco
Olivia Wilde vs Laisa Andrioli
Jessica Canizales vs Malia Jones
Suelyn Medeiros vs Brooklynn Decker
Rosario Dawson vs Aarti Mann
Jessica aka Ms. Rabbit vs Sharon Leal
Freida Pinto vs Shakira
Jackie Gueriddo vs Minea Blomqvist
Scarlett Johansson vs Ana Beatriz Barros
Sofia Vergara vs Nina Dobrev
Leona Lewis vs Jenn Grijalva
Stacey Keibler vs Lacey Banghard
Jamie Chung vs Hyori
Hayden Panetierre vs **Zharick Leon **
Jessica Biel vs Emma Stone
Keely Hazell vs Christina Millian
Jessica Stroup vs Kim Kardashian
Christina Hendricks vs Mouni Farro
Ariana Grande vs Stacey Dash
Thandie Newton vs Son Bam-Di
Minka Kelly vs Somaya Reece
Natalie Suliman vs Amanda Seyfried
Brenda Song vs Rosa Acosta
Malin Akerman vs Vanessa Morgan
Serena Williams vs Mila Kunis
Esther Baxter vs Moon Bloodgood
Rachel McAdams vs Eva Mendes
Aishwarya Rai vs Erin Andrews
Christine Mendoza vs Johanna Maldonado

i don’t even know who half these women are. to the ones that i do know- if they are passable, i’m picking them. if i know them and they aren’t passable, i’m picking the other one. i’m not even looking at pics

SALT AGENT :bluu:


#18

Wait a minute, wait a minute… wait a GOTDAMN mintue…

looks at list of women and brackets again

What the fuck!!!

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

WHERE THE FUCK IS VICTORIA JUSTICE?!?!?!****


#19

^
I was wondering the same thing. How did all these mid tier Nickelodeon/Disney broads get in and not Victoria?


#20

i’m glad Victoria Justice didn’t get in so that someone else can also feel the pain my soul now carries.

also Victoria Justice’s legs are horrible.