The Official "...is the kind of person" thread


#1

Everyone does this when playing with their friends. You can do it here too. What would a characters gameplay or look be like irl?

-Vergil is the kind of dude that matches his boxers with his loafers after dumping a whole can of Axe bodyspray on himself
-Modok is the kind of person that would go on the SRK forums to make a “…this kind of person” thread after rolling through a box of Hotpockets.
-Morrigan is the kind of person that would fits into 3 airplane chairs, wobbles from side to side when they walk and needs to take a breather after walking to their own bathroom, but tells everyone “I don’t understand how people can like those skinny bitches”
-Iron Man would be the kind of guy that goes to college to earn himself a masters, cures cancer and saves kittens but still makes less money than his neighbor because his neighbor won the lottery.
-Spencer would be the kind of person who you have as a roommate and doesn’t have a job, but always managers to mysteriously pay the rent on time after going out to the clubs every weekend.
-Frank West is the kind of person who, after getting divorced with you, finally goes to rehab to kick that crack addiction and then gets applauded for quitting even though they ruined the best years of your life.
-Sentinel is the kind of person who years ago was the star quarterback in high school, ended up as a full-time employee 20 yerars in McDonalds, but thinks he accomplished something in life.
-Akuma is the kind of person that starts drama all the time but doesn’t understand why no one likes him.


#2

…you dissing my 3rd-string waifu? (I actually don’t get this one at all lol)

Nova is the kind of dude that gets laid with minimal effort, played shortstop in high school and college baseball, varsity jacket with “DICKEY” on the back, won a ton of awards for assorted shit, but cries himself to sleep every night next to a pillow with Spencer’s face on it.
Ammy is the kind of dog that is incredibly loyal and lovable to you, but whenever the guests come over she tries to attack them and shit on their shoes. You scold her when the guests are still around, but after they leave, you tell her “Good dog. Keep it up.”


#3

jill seems like the kind of girl that only shaves above the knee if she’s expecting company.

ryu seems like the kind of guy that introduces himself as bi-curious, but has been having sex with guys for the past four years.

chun li seems like the person who tries on underwear before she buys it to make sure it fits.

morrigan seems like the kind of girl that would invite a rabbi to a moonlight madness party.

phoenix wright seems like the person who wishes he had a smaller vacuum to vacuum the big vacuum after he’s finished vacuuming.

felicia seems like the person who would take a nap on your clean laundry and get cat hair all over it.

strider seems like the person who would wake you up to tell you to go to sleep.

dante seems like the guy who would miss school that day because he ran out of hair gel.

wekser seems like the person who would beg you to rim him just so he could fart in your mouth.

viper seems like the person who doesn’t flush if it’s only pee.

hsien ko seems like the person who would hang a toilet seat on her wall because she thinks that’s normal.


#4

#5

-Viper seems like the kind of person that talks about the last 5 abortions she got to someone she just met on a date.
-Chun li is the kind of person that would walk around New York barefoot to get in touch with the “real NY”
-Wesker seems like the kind of guy that would talk about the amount he has spent on giving his chicks money to get abortions.
-Modok is the type of dude that plays WoW 24/7 while trying to give other dudes advice on how to get chicks.
-Vergil is the kind of guy that has a fitted cap of every color so he can match with whatever he’s wearing.
-Spider Man is the kind of guy that wants to go to Burger King when the whole group is already at McDonalds.
-Hsien Ko is the kind of chick that talks shit about men after being dumped by a guy she had a one night stand after meeting him at the strip club.
-Vergil is the kind of guy that would try to explain to others that having a tranny fetish isn’t gay.
-Dante is the kind of guy that would call everyone a hater for disliking the heavy metal music he put to his Halo montage video.
-Phoenix Wright is the kind of guy that would say something completely racist and then follow it up with 'but I’m not racist cuz my friend is <enter minority group>
-Doctor Doom is the kind of guy that would say something racist but has a wife/girlfriend/baby mama of that race.
-Frank West is the kind of guy that would refer to everyone else as kids online but has a “DarkNinjax3rd_420” username.


#6

-Zero is the kind of guy who constantly corrects people in a condescending tone.
-Phoenix is the kind of chick who thinks she has three DUIs because “cops just hate her”
-Wesker is the kind of guy who tells dead baby jokes.
-C.Viper is the kind of girl who will go out drinking whether or not she can find a babysitter.
-Frank is the kind of guy who shows up to your party, pisses off the three people he talks to, shits in the punch bowl, then calls in a noise complaint after you ask him to leave.
-Haggar is the kind of guy who will occasionally say something too stupid to comprehend, but nobody really minds because hes a nice guy.
-Hulk is the kind of guy who laughs at dead baby jokes.
-Rocket Racoon is the kind of guy who knocks over your trash cans at night.
-Chun li is the kind of girl who is way better than you at sex, but doesn’t brag or complain.
-Felicia is the type of girl who can’t resist a guy with a puppy.
-Wolverine the kind of guy who wins every argument by being louder and talking faster, and wonders why nobody likes him.


#7

-Hulk is the kind of guy that says something incredibly stupid and then says ‘I’m just trollin’ when everyone looks at him like a retard.
-Felicia is the kind of chick that would have downs syndrome but still makes youtube vids of herself singing ‘I Am Beautiful’ by Pink.
-Hsien ko is the kind of chick to go on a vid of a girl with downs singing and then writes “Wow she really is beautiful! You go girl”
-Zero is the kind of guy that is a dick to everyone and then makes videos about how he was bullied.
-Frank is the kind of guy that drinks all of the milk but leaves an itty bitty amount just so he can say he didn’t drink it all.
-Haggar is the kind of guy that “We have to nuke all them foreigners” but doesn’t like being called a bigot.
-Captain America is the kind of guy that says “Well when I was younger…” in every conversation to make a stupid comment seem credible.
-Ghost Rider is the kind of guy that would be the crazy white boy in a black neighborhood.
-Phoenix Wright is the kind of guy that would say his name is Mike even tho it’s actually Miguel.
-Dorm is the kind of guy that laughs at people after he tells them how much something costs and they say “Wow that’s a lot of money.”
-Sentinel is the kind of guy that says he’s a New Yorker even tho he hasn’t been in NY since the '80s.
-Viewtiful Joe is the kind of guy that say he’s a New Yorker even tho he moved to NY two years ago.


#8

This is a really pointless thread. Use the Umvc3 general discussion thread if you must spin up a conversation like this. :\