Rose will injure his knee driving to the basket.
He will fall into Porzingas, breaking his leg.
Porzingas will fall into the backboard support, causing it to fall over and crush Noah.
Noah’s last gasp of air will be filled with the stench of his breakfast burrito and choke Lee.
As Lee struggles to breathe, he will run into Anthony, who will then fall into Spike Lee, and MSG explodes in a nuclear blast.
Knicks do not make the playoffs.