The People of Walmart - Chinese Edition (Man caught stealing snacks, stabs manager)


#1

http://en.people.cn/n/2015/0612/c90882-8906045.html

Pun machine, go.


#2

Is it Doritos?


#3

“Sources said the woman was preparing to get married next month.”

Fantastic, more salt on the wound. Thanks editors.


#4

That’s just cheesy.


#5

No puns from me. This is a tragedy. Luckily the justice system in china isn’t hobbled by weak ass bleeding heart liberals. This guy is going to get murdered by the state.


#6

wal-mart in china?

dam they really are everywhere


#7

They’re pretty damn shitty compared to American ones too.

The one in Beijing was alright though.


#8

Anybody else initially misread the woman’s name as Lin Minmei?


#9

Here I thought people only get killed at Wal-Mart during Black Friday.


#10

They just thought it was called War Mart, and mispronounced it…


#11

Never risk your life is the number one rule in retail


#12

I said don’t lay a finger on my butterfinger


#13

is this the plot to shenmue 3?


#14

Hey guys, it looks like they finally got a mugshot up on the guy. [details=Spoiler]http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd334/funsilly/Characters/swipermugshot.jpg[/details]

First cookie monster, now this…smh, what is this world coming to?


#15

He was probably hiding to avoid all of the falling prices.