The Short Dude AKA Body Frame Comparison Thread. : P


#1

The place for us subhuman pansies to congregate because we aren’t man enough to have been born tall.

Share your stories and pain about being a short guy. Perhaps we can analyze the stereotypes that effect our downtrodden people. : P

I suspect this will consist of only me, Manx and Starhammer.


#2

I’m here. where my midgets at?

-Starhammer-


#3

I’m 6’1", so I don’t qualify for this thread o_O


#4

I feel like a lot of people are extra nice to short people, I’m not sure why.

Then get out and play sports, nerd.


#5

Ahem

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Better version

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#6

Hey man, my dick ain’t small, my balls are just enormous.

On another note, for the lolz tell everyone your height and weight.

5’7" 120 lbs.


#7

5’5" 147lbs.

I’m overweight, lol.


#8

I’m thin.

But my legs are pretty thick from skateboarding.

I have a feeling a certain somone in here would really appreciate my calves if I were female.

If he liked what he saw in The Lounge with those feet he would get more of the same.


#9

5’5" 240lbs.
Doctor told me straight up at like 16
"You stopped growing"
Way to hurt a big guys feelings :shake:

Trying to lose weight so I don’t have to swim in the fact that I’m short and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
I just want to be short :rofl:


#10

Damn son, I won’t even lie, that’s really bad.

On another note, I think my girl is 5’4"


#11

Yeah, I know.
Working hard to lose this weight though.
Feels good to jog in the morning. It’s hard work, but it’s necessary.


#12

That’s good dude, sometimes I feel bad that I’ll never have to work hard to stay in shape, but it certainly is reassuring.

By in shape I obviously don’t mean being muscular with my upper body, lol.


#13

Not gonna lie . . . when I read this I felt a little better about myself.


#14

Don’t blame ya.
I’d feel the same way :rofl:

Where the short people at!? Can’t be just us!
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#15

Oh God. you should be beaten over the head with 24 hours of crappy 90s musical lyrics carved into bricks for bringing that horrible shit back into the light of day again.

-Starhammer-


#16

5’2" 138lbs (Yeah, I need to lose 5 or 6 lbs.)

I’ve never slept with a woman shorter than me. Heck, lost my virginity to a girl 6’1.

Here’s what I as a short man have learned about tall girls: they aren’t so tall on when they’re on their backs.


#17

Meh. I’m 5’5" 178 lbs. My over is over your over. Gonna work it back down to 150 though. Treadmill is about to get it right.

-Starhammer-


#18

Just checked my BMI. Just a step from being overweight.

Check here: http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/


#19

If you’re trying to summon Shaft Agent, all you gotta do is post something about a female celebrity, CNC machines, or pop culture that most people think is awesome.

Also, I like being short. 5’7.5 I need that .5. :tup:


#20

What is with GD these days? Random threads popping up in an instant. Anyway the most epic little man of the Philippines:
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Yeah he was a huge action star in the 80’s. He introduced me to bitchslappin hoes. Too bad he had a short life. RIP.

BTW I’m 5’11" 166 lbs.