"The Sweetest Comeback In The History Of Ever"


#1

Hostess’ comeback, Twinkies & other snack cakes to hit shelves July 15!

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/sweetest-comeback-twinkies-hit-shelves-july-15-6C10423619


#2

Drakes. You homeboys get Drakes? Been missing those Funny Bones.


#3

I hear if you get really quiet on July 15, you’ll be able to hear the sound of expanding asses getting fatter.


#4

Only fat people are excited about this news.


#5

I would agree, but little in this world trumps walking into a gas station and leaving with a 40 of Colt 45 and a Hostess lemon pie.


#6

Which sounds a lot like a walking bass line being played on a tuba.


#7

I feel this is relevant to the case:

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-uUEXDgpRo


#8

I’m happy for this news and I am a skinny nigga.


#9

Same here. Looking forward to chocolate Zingers.


#10

As usual, I’ma play devil’s food advocate and represent my love for dem Sno Balls. :tup:


#11

Was that one big collective sigh of relief I just heard, or was it just labored breathing?


#12

never underestimate americans desire for shitty snack food!


#13

LOL

I’m laughing even harder now at the fatasses that spent like $100 on boxes of Twinkies a few months ago.


#14

This can’t be a coincidence in the wake of the whole Paula Dean fiasco. It’s like the food gods have to keep the fattening somewhat in check. She’d probably have a welcome back salute to Twinkies where she replaced the cream filling with butter.


#15

Nah, I actually saw that some company bought what was left of Hostess a few weeks ago, so this has been in the works.


#16

We can summon the passion to resurrect Twinkies, but we can’t raise our standards in healthcare, education, or environmental stewardship. I weep for humanity.


#17

Just because you’re physically skinny it does not mean you don’t have a inner fat man living within you.


#18

never good

fight me