First off, this is a 100% sincere write-up of my dream, nothing I say has been made up on the spot.
So, tonight I had the weirdest fucking dream ever…
I dreamt that I and Mr. Yipes were playing “Mortal Kombat” and it had Street Fighter characters in it… it looked a lot like KOF XIII’s art style and to me, that was fucking aweesome…
Now, I have no idea how I dreamt that we were in my younger brother’s room (I live in Sweden…), which we had in our previous home, but dreams fuck things up… A LOT.
So, we are playing the game and I am just getting beat the crap out of constantly… Then there’s a timeskip, all of a sudden I see mr. Mendoza coming into the room with chips and soda, he sits down next to me and I hand him a controller… He then tells me that he farts a lot… just like that.
Then we open the chips and I hand him his controller… (Yes, a fucking PS3 pad.)
We start to play and now I beat him up… I lean forward when I play so I can focus better… and then the most weird thing happens… Yipes starts to finger my ass… I’m like “DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?!”
And then he gets angry… leaves the room and comes back with a fucking baseball bat… threatening to crush my skull with it if he can’t do what he want… I am dead scared… but I have to do something, so I do a Shoryuken, and miss… Yipes ignores the attack and returns to his seat… he puts down the bat and I pick it up, threatening him and asking him how it feels like to be threatened, and he starts to cry a bit… I calm myself down and suggest we keep playing. So we do… And then he starts to fart, a lot… It stinks like a moose’s rottened up asshole, but I try to ignore it and keep playing.
Then he starts to finger me again… and I just throw myself on him, hugging him… >.<"
After some… hugs… (why I would want to do that is a fucking mystery) we almost go back to playing… almost. Mr. Mendoza starts to position himself upside down in the sofa, fingering himself… I went into shock and then that part of the dream ended…
Next I am in another house, with my ex and a friend of his… i spot a fly, a huge fly… maybe 3-4 thumbnails big and we decide (fucking animal insinct) to kill it… and so we do… with our socks… then the dream ended.
…If this isn’t fucked up… >.<" What is?
Have you had a fucked up dream that you wanna share, please do. <.<