Therapist Chronicles Japan 2009


#1

Kisama = Lord of the Donkeys


#2

Oh snap? You’re in Tokyo now? Are you coming to God’s Garden tonight?


#3

whos the last guy for the last chance?
is it hot?
whats the yen-dollar conversation rate?
are you walking alot?
are you being picky with food?
ate natto?
choking on smoke?
caripolia lorr?
whats frale doing?
is he enjoying the salmon?
how are you handling having no turkey?
are there any attractive girls working at the ninja?
did you bone the ugly british chick?
have you killed in tokyo or on the plane before entering the time zone?
was it your first time getting finger printed outside suspicion of murder?
are you taking alot of photos?
buying sex toys?
check out the tenka with warmer
how many hours can you play without collapsing?
getting good sleep?
see any nigerians?
get me some malboro reds
tell flare not to forget my book
buy a suit, department stores are competing quality suits for under $150.


#4

buy 18 sticks
get some pron
use oil blotting sheets
wink at every girl you see
pretend you re being pushed when standing behind girls in the train
cup their breasts
ride in the all girl train to maximize
lure women to rooftops
photograph animals in the vending machines, the ones you have to pay to kill
does that make you sad?
why?
because you have to pay?
try out different snacks
theres a room behind the swinging wall in the lobby, no joke
pay attention to the jawline, women might not be women
teriyaki burger?
don t laugh
sleep on towels
visit the temple by the hotel
be a bad pisser in all restrooms


#5

^^ LMAO :rofl:


#6

What the I don’t even…


#7

!!!


#8

I`ll assume that says SUCK MY DICK! But babel fish returns: My penis the plain gauze you put on airs


#9

He was probably going for that, but it ended up more like: “I’m going to suck my own penis.”


#10

It’s the thought that counts :lovin:


#11

“SUCK MY DICK!”= “My penis the plain gauze you put on airs” ???

:confused: what duh FUCk!?!?


#12

whos the last guy for the last chance?

  • No idea

is it hot?

  • No, Shaun says it is extremely cool compared to previous years.

whats the yen-dollar conversation rate?

  • Ass

are you walking alot?

  • Not since we actually found the arcades

are you being picky with food?

  • I eat rice and pringles.

ate natto?

  • No

choking on smoke?

  • No

caripolia lorr?

  • What

whats frale doing?

  • Depends on whether or not they found the body yet

is he enjoying the salmon?

  • Fuck salmon

how are you handling having no turkey?

  • I had a turkey and cheese sandwich at Subway one night

are there any attractive girls working at the ninja?

  • Yes

did you bone the ugly british chick

  • What

have you killed in tokyo or on the plane before entering the time zone?

  • Both

was it your first time getting finger printed outside suspicion of murder?

  • There is rape too

are you taking alot of photos?

  • Not really

buying sex toys?

  • No

check out the tenka with warmer

  • lolz

how many hours can you play without collapsing?

  • Infinite. I could play much longer if all the players didnt leave. :frowning:

getting good sleep?

  • Yes

see any nigerians?

  • And taken pictures

get me some malboro reds

  • rape rape

tell flare not to forget my book

  • rape

buy a suit, department stores are competing quality suits for under $150.

  • We mention you every time we pass a suit store

#13

6 reasons why therapist is a cold blooded killer:

  1. one time, i woke up in the middle of the night thinking he was watching me sleep, then went back to sleep thinking it was my imagination. in the morning, there was a crease on the bed indicating the weight of a person.

  2. when i once joked about vegans, he said “they taste the worst”.

  3. my window was broken when the room was charged with his killer intent

  4. a wig of his hair was found in my fridge after i criticized him. freaked out, i threw it into the street where it went through the windshield of a car, face humped the driver and proceeded to burst out the victim’s chest.

  5. a person i know but will not name(in fear of that person’s life), personally saw therapist ripping the legs off arthropods in his garage. when asked what he was doing, he replied with crazed eyes and a dangerous grin.

  6. he uses a character that gave up his humanity and embraced the dark hadou.


#14

The reason this thread isn’t funny is because I don’t think kofiend plays 3s competitively (if at all) anymore. That’s not very funny.


#15

3s will always hold a special place in my heart


#16

LIES!!!:sad:

someone told me therapest got aids in japan is this true?


#17

I thought he gave aids to someone else


#18

Little known fact: I started AIDS in Japan.


3rd Strike scene/history/media
#19

How many have you infected


#20

This thread is AIDSerrific