because, in fact, it is the gayest corn-hole-stuffing sh%t I have seen since Alpha 1 hit the arcades.
What the f$ck is wrong with you people, where you can’t use a word like ‘love’, ‘beautiful’, etc. in a sentence without the obligatory ‘(no homo)’??? And the worst peter puffers among you use it like so much thrown out garbage - even the mere mention of words such as ‘joystick’ compel you to remind the random internet stranger that you are not, in fact, h*omosexual.
“I so want that TE joystick (no homo LOL) because it is so beautiful (no homo)”.*
Are you so incredibly insecure about your sexuality that you have to remind random strangers on the internet that you don’t entertain same-sex homo-erotic interests anytime you use an adjective that JUST MIGHT POSSIBLY be construed as something sexual?
Listen, if you have to tell people at every opportunity that you’re not homosexual, it means, likely, that you are. It’s akin to the famous Shakespeare phrase, “Methinks thou doth protest too much.”
And anyway, who the christ cares if you are a homo? Bang a dude if you want. Who fucking cares? It’s 2009, not 1950, and nobody gives two shits anymore. Get over it. Grow up. Screw whoever you like. Half of you have never kissed a girl, anyway, and jack off to anime sex. You might as well kiss a guy if that’s the only action you can get.
Jesus H. Christ. We had a lot of dumb fads when I was a kid. But this has taken dumb fads to a whole new level of dumb. The short bus is too long for how retarded this is. Put it on the retard rickshaw and be done with it, you fairy queen pussy girl boys.
EDIT: this is probably mis-categorized but it just pisses me off that every time I click a stick thread I see people saying crap like “wow, I love your joystick (no homo).” Ugh, let it die die die.