This woman is the nintendo wii killer


#1

i know, kotaku, lololol, but i found funny this article
This Woman Is The Nintendo Wii Killer


#2

Would smash.

Years later: That was a pun everyone missed. Smash Brothers. Like she’d Smash the Wii. Not that “I would smash.”


#3

God, I hoper the wii does die. It’s not a bad idea and I have owned pretty much every Nintendo product at one point or the other, but the novelty does wear off. They have gone from a great company to a one that comes out with some goofy-ass gimmicky bullshit.


#4

What if she blogs about having sex with you?

Your penis would probably fall off…

INSTANTLY:wow:


#5

I’ll risk it :cool:


#6

That’s right, it’s better to have tried and lost than to have died a virgin.


#7

i hope she doesnt play/like street fighter and mahvel


#8

How the fuck would you know?


#9

she’s japanese…bitch probably SRK’d outta the womb, through her mom’s chest like an Alien chestburster.

worse case scenario if u fuck her, u apparantly just break some ribs and lose your job or some shit.


#10

Meanwhile, I’m more imagining a line from an old Eddie Murphy routine and he’d more likely contract the upcoming STD where your dick just blows up on contact.


#11

i hope she does, :razz:


#12

Can we get her to mention Eventhubs on her blog?

Cmon SRK, some ya’ll know Japanese. GET ON THIS.


#13

How is the wii exactly being killed?


#14

selling low this period aparently, plus with the true next gen consoles releasing their move controls, the wii, doesnt have a bright future


#15

Non-news, excuse to show tiggle bittys, can’t even get mad.


#16

I wonder if posting her on there will actually kill Kotaku.

crosses fingers


#17

Not exactly true and I wouldn’t blame this on some hex. If anything she’s a good luck charm compared to last gen where they were dead last with the gamecube. With the Wii they’re in a comfortable first place.

One can hope. Maybe they’ll kill themselves by posting crap stories like this one.


#18

Would smash…with potential nub.


#19

Hope the Wii doesn’t die. Every fucking body seems to be on the Kinect bandwagon


#20

Thats cuz Xbox is da hip console so now motion control is ok.