Tis a Scratch: Robber Loses ARM after Victim Runs him Over. Victim Charged with Attempted Murder


#1

An arm is a small price to pay for some Air Jordans.


#2

Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase “one armed bandit”.


#3

When I opened this I was really hoping for Florida.


#4

If someone who robs you loses an arm does it become an unarmed robbery?


#5

I would have just taken the arm and sold it for $200


#6

They’re just fucking SHOES!


#7

Dumbass kid got what he deserved


#8

Hope it was worth it.


#9

White supremacy made him do it. #BLACKARMSMATTER


#10

This is shocking news…Air Jordan makes tennis shoes?


#11

…You lost an arm over some J’s, nigga?


#12

They used to cut off both hands for theft.


#13

<insert joke about shoes costing arm and leg here>


#14

I dunno, kind of think you’re going out on a limb there.


#15

That’s my mom’s block. Over sneakers smh.

Smfh


#16

I am not sure why people continue to trust random folks they met on Craigslist anyway. I already assume the absolute worst of human nature as a general rule in life.

*oh yeah–and this is over some SHOES. :lol: Ohhhhhh man… pathetic.


#17

Niggas, man. Fucked up priorities.


#18

Why would a kid go for broke over just jordans…

Sneakerheads are the worst.


#19

The arm of the Unarmed Bandit has been reattached. Now he can hold more people up at gun point, only now he will be stronger than before.


#20

Not only did he lose an arm trying to rob somebody, they put it back so he can keep holding that L.