Tokido's Girlfriend


#9

That is not Tokido lol


#10

Stupid ass waste of time thread is now about sausages around the world. First up is the funniest of all sausages, chorizo:

:tup:


#11

Wait, which one’s the girlfriend?


#12

Creepy.

Edit: Talking about OP.


#13

Which one is better, cased chorizo or loose?

:tup:


#14

Cased of course. You can shove it up your bum.
Although technically you COULD shove the loose ones up there too but that would take more work so… =)


#15

The loose ones are better to rub across your body and asshole to use the grease as a lubricant. It can also attract animals and other small critters.


#16

I’m surprised Zatalcon didn’t make this thread, considering his hate of Asians.


#17

I’d like to offer both of them a warm serving of Johnny Cakes.

https://s12.postimg.org/5ydzqisq5/300px-_Ep73_01.jpgprint screen windows xp


#18

Yo boy Hatred says DENIED nigga.


#19

Congratulations to Tokido. Get ya sausage wet


#20

He’s right. Cased chorizo has a much better chance to ‘Rise Up’


#21

Who is tokido and why does that chick call herself Lord when she doesnt even LOOK like god


#22

Why the fuck is this a thread? :rofl:


#23

Yup. Every asian guy looks like Tokido so there’s a 50/50 chance this is Tokido.


#24

Whichever one doesn’t feel like a bloody turd when you break it up.


#25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnII2i6EbOQ


#26

Would that be more like a 1/732,000,000 chance?


#27

I didn’t know lorde was a real person, I thought they were just taking the piss, in south park. I guess you do learn something new everyday. :tup:


#28

> Bum

Crucades go Scotland yard this squigga

Slurmz go

“Click-Clack now get on the floor. I told you Sqwiggas”