Tom Hanks has a son named Chet. Chet is a rapper. He calls himself Chet Haze


#1

Tom Hanks’ son Chet Hanks’ rap single

I can’t fucking BELIEVE this. This has to be a joke. Right?

edit Here’s his facebook.

Oh fuck, I can’t stop laughing.


#2

Yo Chet is the fuckin truth. Yo word is bond…the future of hip-hop right here. Plus hes Tom Hanks son so you know he got the Spielberg co-sign

White and Purple, white and purple, white and purple, white and purple


#3

I wonder if he lets his dad hear the tracks first? I can just see Tom Hanks just sitting there, silent, and extremely uncomfortable.


#4

As long as he fits in “I’m the son of The Last Nigga on Earth” in anything, I’m happy.


#5

yo my dad is Forrest Gump. Stupid is…as a stupid does…

to infinity and beyond?

lmao this is too much to comprehend lol


#6

holy fuck this is crazy. hahah how does shit like this happen?


#7

wasnt that tim allens line?

Heres a better rhythm.

My homie Chad he ducks and he shoots.
Look out now
THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOTS


#8

LOL

Toy Story ftw


#9

I be smokin’ blunts, I be so damn high/
All in my daze, I wanna REACH FOR THE SKY…


#10

Well that song was interesting…


#11

Best I’ve heard so far…


#12

i got a second story apartment and a living room full of windows
shouldn’t be jumping on this trampoline but i’m a big ass stupid kid, yo


#13

How does his son look EXACTLY like him, well damn… Forrest Gump Jr is going to be ripping mics in due time, just wait…


#14

yo, i’m a generic white frat bro trying to enter the rap game.
my flow sucks so thank god for my dad’s fortune and fame.


#15

i cant believe i fucked up that bad -_-


#16

Yo yo yo check it

My name is Chet Haze/
I just got me some dro and I’m about to blaze/
Got my dick out jerking to Jenna Haze/
In a scene with Jynx Maze/
Yep i got the good life, daddy is Tom Hanks/
He got money in the bank/
But he uses all of them on skanks/


#17

yo, when i’m in the booth i’m a beast like my name was hooch
i drop my father’s stacks so the girls give up the cooch.


#18

I see you frontin looking at my junk, NIGGA YOU GAY!
Gonna slap that hoe like Mr. Wilson in Castaway!
I roll in with some uppity 90210 bitches cuz I love 'em
Check your ego at the door cuz HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!


#19

hahahaha. I want to say he’s sorta hot, but I can’t get past the fact that from his face it looks like tom hanks is staring into my soul


#20

At least he isn’t as bad as B-SHOC, a white Christian rapper who has videos of him [media=youtube]s7cAYV_lVNI"]Christ like cruizin in his pimped out Chevy Cavalier or [URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D7iT2MT00o”[/media].