Tom wont let me sleep


#1

Ok Jerry stole my Toblerone, now Tom is stealing my sleep…What do you guys do w/ kittens going meow meow meow the whole night…

What are my options?


#2

Stick them in a bin and shut the lid.


#3

Bang your asian wife. That’s what I do.


#4

punch them until they shut up


#5

How about telling your wife to hurry up and cook dinner instead of letting it sit out during the night?


#6

Where do you keep them at night? Do they roam free or do you have a kennel?


#7

thats some real shit


#8

dead


#9

exactly what i was thinking before i even opened the thread lmfao


#10

Play with them all night and take cute pictures.


#11

Some stray cat decided to give birth in my back yard…2 of them dead already, one is dying the other 2 is noisy as fuck & disturbing my sleep…

I never cooked cat before but do you pluck the fur or do just burn it in the grill? Should i kill them first or drop them in boiling water like lobster?

As for the 2 dead cats, if i bury them will they come back to life all evil or should i cook them too?


#12

Give them to your boy Philth. He will use his cock to turn them into Shish Kabobs.


#13

Fuck Philth, if he cant appreciate old school, then he no deserve sweet n sour cat!

Maybe i should do a poll like what i did with Jerry…
http://shoryuken.com/f3/mouse-ate-my-toblerone-151868/

This was the result…
[media=youtube]FG8OXrHU3Wk[/media]


#14

Just don’t bury them in a pet cemetery and you’ll be fine.


#15

LOL and I thought this was serious


#16

No im pretty serious, i can take pics of the two dead kittens if you guys want to see them…


#17

haha naw thats cool I was referring to quieting the two living ones that are causing you grief


#18

Well yeah, that’s why i made this thread…I want to know what options should i do with the live kittens?

A) Take cute pics & then smash them w/ hammer
b) Give a bowl of milk w/ poison
c) Bury them alive
d) take them to the animal shelter

I called a number from the yellow pages about picking up the dead kittens, they want to charge me $65 for that shit…WTF


#19

im sure raccoons will get the dead kittens sooner or later