I’m an addict. I can’t stop posting my fucked up opinions all over the internet. Every time I try to quit, it feels like suicide. I think the longest I’ve gone without posting bullshit was like 6 months, maybe. I’ve quit cocaine, crack, school, acid, heroin, booze and weed, but for the life of me, I can’t seem get off the damned boards. Not just this board either. Shit loads of boards. I know I’m broken. I’m just not sure how to fix my sorry ass.
I’ve tried turning off my rig, getting a job, lifting weights, losing my virginity, even hanging myself. All failed. I failed. Sometimes I wish Albert Einstein would crawl out of his grave and bust a depleted uranium cap in my ass. It’s crazy enough to work! But even that would take some before I felt the full effect. I’m like the mutherfucking postinator. And I need help.
Please run train on me.