TSA Pat-Down: Nobody move, nobody get... squirt?


#1

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down : Dead Serious News

And the dude’s name was Cummings.


#2

TSA Bad Touch strikes again! :stuck_out_tongue:


#3

I’ve heard of double, triple and even the coveted quad post, but a quad THREAD post? Only Black Jesus can do it, folks.

WTF? You can’t even enjoy your pat down now? This is like the fantasy turned nightmare where I finally get freeky deeky with the girl I been chasing after and it turns out she’s really kinky. So kinky that she punishes me for getting off, creating a orgasmic dilemma of being aroused for the forbidden pleasure of being aroused, but then getting my dick smashed for it.


#4

:rofl: @ the TSA agent calling for backup when he came.


#5

As Tony said in Sometimes They Come Back…Again

“There’s no stopping THIS heavy flow!! :rofl:


#6

fixed


#7

You think he might have stoped once the dude got a freakin’ boner. But no, he kept on going.


#8

at least he didn’t have to go to a massage parlor for his “happy ending”! :stuck_out_tongue:


#9

Owned


#10

As funny as this is, please tell me none of you believed it was real.

Though I just know this is how it’d go down. Jizz, then cuffs.


#11

it’s real in my heart


#12

Honestly, I’m sure there have been REAL incidents like this that didnt go all over the media. Some people are into sick and weird stuff these days :\


#13

Having your balls cradled is sick and weird?


#14

i cummed reading this thread fuck.


#15

AW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!! C’mon. Somebody had to say it.

-Starhammer-


#16

Anybody who regularly visits supermarket produce sections coulda told that screener what would happen.