Very Important Announcement from LaughingHyena of DMG


DMG has reached its 20th month birthday and I look back of where we came from and to where we are now. In the past few months, a good number of monumental events have occurred; the gaining of PR Balrog , BurnYourBra, Rob and Craig Stevens, DMG’s performance at EVO, the steady climb of high placement in tournaments, receiving respect from the community and gaining the trust of its fans. The only thing we can do now is to move forward and never look back. We will continue gain footage as the weeks, months pass by and we will have no regrets. We will take every lost with strive and we will take every win with honor. At the end we are DMG and we do what we do best; win!
The announcement is based on two facts:

? East Coast does not have proper representation when it is compared to the west coast
? The only entity that people felt was the true representation of the east coast was EMP and this will explain why EMP is not fit to represent the east coast

Over the year EMP ruled with a power glove and went to various venues showing their dominants. Over the year they have battled the west coast, south east, mid-west and even Japan. The FGC followed EMP with the hopes and inspirations that they will represent the east coast the way it deserves to be represented.

Over time, EMP’s true agenda was disclosed by the Dark Emperor himself; “We do not represent the west coast, we do not represent the east coast. We represent EMP.”

Do not get me wrong, EMP have contributed what they could contribute to the FGC. I have nothing but respect of “it’s” players but EMP, as the brand and company, has surrounded them in so much controversy that it hurts the image and reputation of the brand. Ranging from rigging brackets, to having EMP’s top players leaving the brand because they were unhappy of the direction where the company is heading and the notorious troll Millena, catching the Dark Emperor with his pants down, literately.

Bottom line this is no way for a “superior” brand to have this type of image. To the point that no well respected company would want to conduct business with them. Why would they? I will be the first to admit that I approached TriForce of doing some sort of joint ship regarding SBO.

However, after seriously thought about what may come out of it; positively and negatively, I have decided not to conduct business with TriForce because of the repercussions that may follow.

The players in the west coast, a very talented and well known group of players, clearly they state who they are and what they represent. What’s wrong with this picture? Now this is my personal opinion; IMO the east coast houses more quality players than the west coast. As mentioned before that’s just my humble opinion.

DMG is taking the seat of power as we set the bar when it comes to the quality of high skill of its players and proper representation in the east coast.

As mentioned before, we will get a lot of heat because of this and that’s ok. Even though we are ready for the heat; we are welcoming the praises.




For the last time, “It’s” is NOT used for ownership. “It’s” = It is. “Its” = denotes ownership.




This is about to get excessively silly.

No, wait, it already has.




Don’t put your dick pics out on the internet, bro.


do a emp vs dmg east coast match and after that shut up lol


Team Spooky>>>>>


I started to post in this thread. Then I realized I really don’t care about this, except to say it’s fairly ridiculous.


Just… just look at the DMG!!!


this thread fails on so many levels.


i love it


this is such an important message. i’m glad i didn’t miss it.


WTF is a DMG?


I think we have very different definitions of “very important.”


go to sleep man lol and lol @ “i’ve done my reasearch”


Summer Jam results
1: Justin Wong
2: Arturo Sanchez
3: Andre Lambert
4: FYC Ryder
5: BLG Juicebox Abel
5: Dieminion
7: FYC MarlinPie
9: Evil Rashaan
9: Jeron
9: RyRy

That’s 5 EMP members in top 10, probably would have been more if they didn’t have to eliminate each other. I think its safe to say EMP still has “the quality of high skill of its players.”


As I mentioned before in the video we were expecting a lot of hate and doubt from some. In which is fine with us, because we have too much love for this community. We do not doubt what we are capable of doing as we move forward in our plans.

When I was making the video, thoughts popped into my head of why am I doing this but at the end the answer always remain the same; I believe in the FGC and I believe in what the community is capable of doing.

There is no doubt the announcement will make people uneasy or could care less about and they will put in their two cent in, constructive or not but that doesn?t mean we don?t care and we will never stop of what we are doing.

At the end I just want the East Coast to have something that they can be proud of. If they don?t want it, they don?t want it.

We will still continue to do what we are doing.


So what exactly is the “announcement”?

“EMP SUX!!!”?

I’d like to think that the team representing EC wouldn’t go around flinging shit for no reason.


Ahahah, this is hilarious. Oh you americans, you crack me up.