Location: G-Corporation Office, Seoul, South Korea
In one of the many offices of the G-Corporation around the world, in this particular building (a tall skyscraper surrounded by crystal windows and steel grids) a single man walks down the halls. He dons an expensive designer suit, and his spiked black hair is very distinguishable. What can be noticed more, however, is the evident orange glow in his right eye. He opens a door to his own personal office, where some of his associates (namely, the ones he still kept alive) are lying in wait.
One of them steps forward, albeit with a bit of fear in his posture, Eeeehheh, heh, greetings Mr. Mishima! I-I hope your trip went well.
Kazuya sneered at his subordinate, Silence, peasant! Stop with the small talk! Tell me what my old man was up to NOW!
One of the other servants steps forward to support his baffling partner, Y-yes sir! It seems your father has been following the traces of your son, Jin Kazama, who, as you might know, has taken possession of the Mishima Zaibatsu.
Kazuya now turns towards his other subject, giving him a cold stare, That much is obvious now, is it? I want to know both my fathers whereabouts AND my sons. That way, I can finally trace down the origin of the Devil Gene, extract it from my son, and finally be able to rule this world!
The first subordinates face lights up with enthusiasm, Ah yes! To that end, sir, we have finally finished development of the new Jack models we will use for security and special ops! The final product is MAG-NI-FI-CENT, I guarantee you!
Kazuya rubs his chin in a pensive manner, Well, FINALLY some relevant news around here. Show me!
The other associate presses a button on a remote device, and one of the walls open up to reveal a line of well-built robots with human appearance yet their eyes denote their mechanical origin. Kazuya gives a sinister smile as he walks past them, Ahhhhthe new model, Jack-6! Surely with these, not even my foolish son can gather enough strength in his pathetic zaibatsu to stand against me! Now, go! Find my father and son, and exterminate them!
The Jacks eyes flash red, and quickly rush forward to comply with their masters command. Kazuya finally sits down in his chair, his orange eye glowing with the ominous hue, and smiles again, Hah hah hahsoon enough, there will be no more Mishimas left to stand in my way! I shall reign supreme, with the zaibatsu, this corporation, and the Devil Gene! And after that, I shall rule this world! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAH!
Kazuya laughs it off as he puts his feet on his desk. The ambition of this madman knows no boundaries!
Name: Kazuya Mishima
Games: Tekken series
Won: Neco Arc Chaos
Lost: Ken Masters
Fun fact: Kazuyas whole essence is related to the Yakuza (the Japanese mafia), starting from his name (which is a mixture of the word Yakuza) and his clothing designs, also closely inspired by Yakuza fashion.
Location: Moonlit Wilderness
A pale full moon lights up the night sky, making the stars themselves look invisible as the shady glow of the moon shines upon a grass plain atop some hills. A few flowers adorn the vegetation, as the calmness is interrupted by the stealthy motion of some heavily armed soldiers moving through the tall grass. Some of them use night-vision goggles to detect any motion through the wilderness, as some soldiers communicate via radio.
Seen him yet?
A sudden breeze passes by, and just like that, one of the soldiers disappears! The others turn around, aiming their rifles at nowhere in particular.
What the hell was that?!
Wha. Where is Simmons? Report!
But as soon as everyone was starting to search, an ominous shadow flies over the group, making everyone aim for the skies, Shit! Did you see that?! What the hell WAS that?!?
I dunno, but.UGH!
Suddenly, one of the soldiers falls to the ground face first, and behind him, the image of a young man appears, shirtless and with some black pants sporting a flame design. However, his hands seem to have sharp claws on them, his arms surrounded in chains, his body presenting some bizarre marks on it, glowing red eyes, and long black wings. Everyone aims at the assailant, Quick! Its the target! Everybody, FIRE AT WILL!
But before anyone could pull the trigger, the young mans eyes shine intensely, and a laser beam shoots out to take down a couple of soldiers. Despite the rest firing at their own judgement, they are methodically taken down by the demonic youngster. In the end, the solitary man lets out a shout of despair, his wings spreading out in the darkness. Until one female voice interrupts his rampage.
That is quite enough, Jin!
The possessed Jin Kazama turns around to meet face-to-face with his own cousin, Asuka Kazama. The malicious fighter grins at her progeny, Heh, Asuka? I thought you were better than teaming up with my fathers cronies! Are you really steeping THIS low to try and bring me back to my senses?!
Asuka brushes the comment off, No way, silly! I just followed these goons because I KNEW they were going after you. Made my job a lot easier!
Jin starts walking slowly towards the young student, In that caseyou have now encountered DEATH, my dear! My condolences!
Jin rushes forward at a blinding speed and knocks Asuka down with a tackle. But before he can assest one blow, the image of another woman appears before him, where Asuka is. The image of his own mother, Jun Kazama, shines brightly in Jins own eyes, making him hesitate and tremble.
WwhyDONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!
Jin holds his head in despair, and suddenly spreads his wings out to fly out and away into the dark void of the night. Asuka slowly gets up, and feels her sore ribs.
HuhI wonder what that was all about? Aunt Jun?
Asuka looks around for answers that will not soon be responded.
Name: Devil Jin Kazama
Sponsor: #6 with Cheese
Origin: Tekken 5
Games: Tekken series
Lost: Morrigan Aeslaed
Fun fact: Although Jin decided to disregard all Mishima teachings by Tekken 4, in his Devil Jin incarnation, he seems to have taken back these techniques (probably because Devil Jin is not really the essence of Jin himself, but rather another entity who takes possession of Jins psyche and uses the moves Jin willfully binded).
Location: Berlin, Germany (circa 1940)
A huge crowd gathers together at Brandenburg Gate, many of them waving Nazi flags and doing some good ol Nazi chants. In the main stage, the great leader Adolf Hitler arrives and does his traditional salute much to the joy of everyone in attendance. Before directing himself to his followers, Hitler confers with his close war buddy, Benito Mussolini, the military leader of Italy.
Heh hehyou see, Ben? You WISH you had a crowd like that back in Rome without giving free pornography!
Mussolini frowns and revolts in his chair, Hmph! I bet you gave out some molden bread and a cold pint of beer because EVERYONE looks like shit, my friend. I CRINGE when I visualize a Europe with THIS sad bunch populating the land.
Hitler brushes his hands off, Hey, hey, man! Just look over there! Aint those the best set of GERMAN TITTAYS your eyes has ever seen?
Mussolini turns to his left, and indeed, some feisty German broads with huge cleavages wave flirtingly at Mussolini. Mussolini waves back, DAYUM SON! I had my fair share of hoes back in Napoli, but DAZZAM! Those melons are nothing to be shy about, NIGGA!
Hitler winces, What did you say?
Mussolini smiles nervously, OOh, sorry! Had to remind myself you didnt like black people!
Hitler rubs his tiny moustache, I wonder if theyll use that quote again in the future?
Mussolini crosses his arms, Anyway, did you receive my Jew cargo last week?
Hitler opens his eyes wide, OOOOH! Yeah, I did! Fine quality right there, son! Theyll make pretty good soaps and combs in the future! I personally need to take a shower for some time nowguess Ill just kill a couple of hundred Jews to get myself fully clean. HAH! Although there was this little boy who had some magnetic powers butI guess he wont amount to much in the future. HEH!
Mussolini closes his eyes and shakes his head, Oooh, A. All this Holocaust thingy is gonna put you in the history books fo shizzy!
Hitler rasies an eyebrow, Holocaust? But the Holocaust never happened, dawg! Oh, whatever, we have this war won anyway! HAIL ME!
Hitler turns around and gives the Nazi salute again, causing another uproar in the crowd. And so did the Third Reich usher in an age of prosperityor did it?
Name: Adolf Hitler
Origin: Historic German figure from the World War II era
Games: Wolfenstein 3-D, Bionic Commando (referred as Master-D), among other spinoffs
Company: ID Software, Capcom, the works
Won: M. Bison
Fun fact: It is historically argued that Napoleon and Hitler basically committed the same mistake in their similiar attempts to conquer Europe their course through Russia, where the harsh territory played a huge factor in the ultimate failure of the the troops to defeat the Russian army. Never before has the quote Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it ever rang more true.
Location: Washington D.C.
In the depths of the United States Congress, several senators and reporters infest a certain room in particular to attend a hearing regarding the use of steroids in baseball. Everyone is mumbling and chatting to each other while Roger Clemens is at the stand, making his declaration as everyone rubs their chins and look at The Rocket with some traces of respect, and some with disdain.
…and that is my story of how I am NOT guilty of using performance-enhancing drugs during my career.
Some people in the room nod, some others shake their heads, and everyone starts talking up a storm until George Mitchell stands up, waving some papers in his hands.
HANG ON, Mr. Clemens! In MY report, it states that you, among other star baseball players, received several prescribed medications from BALCO, including human-growth hormones! The game has been tainted by cheating players such as yourself, and we will NOT tolerate this line of conduct, Mr. Clemens!
Clemens looked like he was going to totally implode, until the doors into the room swang wide open, and a single man totting a bat over his shoulder walks in, looking very much full of himself and flashing a grade A smile. Everyone turned around and started to mumble like crazy again, until senator Mitchell pointed him out, And WHO might YOU be?
The black man shrugs, Are you kidding me? Gimme a break! Im Bo Jackson, baby! Im here because Bo knows injustice!
Everyone lets out a deep OOOOOH as George Mitchell simply chuckles, Oh yeah? So what does Bo know for certain?
Bo walks down the aisle as he taps his bat on his shoulder, You see, Bo never needed that juice crap. Back in mah old days, all I had to power myself up was WHEATIES and HOT DOGS, shawdi!
The senator laughed it off, Im sure those Wheaties must have been sprinkled with the clear, huh?
Bo points out his bat at senator Mitchell, Stop hating, white man. Bo knows racism. And you suck at it! Cant say for mah nigga Barry Bonds, though. You KNOW em muscles are not natural, son. Them be some freakin pistons!
Mitchell raises an eyebrow, So youre claiming that Mr. Bonds is guilty as charged?
Bo shrugs, Im just sayin we need more cheeseburgers in stadiums, you know what Im sayin? And some fried chicken, too. No stereotyping, please.
Mitchell flails his arms in a rant, This makes NO sense at all! Fellow senators, I lead a motion to kick this man right out of the capital! He has no business here!
The people present keep discussing as Bo checks out his bat, and wonders to himself, I wonder if EA Sports is gonna contact me this year? Because Bo certainly knows DAT MADDEN!
Name: Vincent Edward Bo Jackson
Origin: Professional baseball/football player
Games: Tecmo Super Bowl, Bo Jackson Hit and Run, Bo Jackson Baseball
Company: Tecmo, THQ, and Data East
Won: Chief Thunder
Lost: The Rock
Fun fact: Bo might know batting from his right hand, but the only time he batted left-handed, he hit a 450+ feet home run. Of course, this was only during batting practice, and with a borrowed bat.
A small restaurant floats atop the sea surface, and has the bizarre shape of a fish, drifting about in the deep blue yonder. Inside the restaurant, everything seems to be quite busy as pirates and sailors alike enjoy their meals, but two women in particular stand out from the rest, sitting at a table in one of the corners. One of them is a short lady with just-as-small orange hair, and the other seems to be quite the contrary: a fairly tall woman with long blackish hair, who happens to be totting about a certain rock in her hands.
The shorter woman takes a sip from her drink while looking at the other womans object, Hey, old sis. Youve been looking at that rock for some days now. Whats the whole big deal about it?
The taller woman just gives a slight smile, but does not sway her sight away from the stone in her hands, Well, it seems that this stone might lead to a hidden path to access the treasure in the Mountain of God. I bet we can obtain a big deal of money if we manage to break in!
Nami, the younger woman, rolls her eyes as she takes another drink, Yeah, I just hope its not as messy as the last time. The Captain can be SOOOO dense sometimes. Sheesh.
The older lady, Nico Robin, smiles again as she now looks back at Nami, Oh, come on, Nami. Dont tell me you wouldnt LOVE to get your hands on all that treasure. That would settle us for YEARS to come!
Nami winks as she puts down her drink, Im not saying I wouldnt. You know I live for all that stuff!
Robin paces her sight down again, Still, though, I wonder if well ever get to One Piece one day.
Nami looks at Robin with some sadness, and holds her hand, Dont worry, Robin. Im sure well get there one dayeven with our babblibg captain aboard!
Robin smiles again, Yeah, I guess so. Even in spite of our captains silly antics!
The two pirate ladies giggle as a waiter comes by, notepad in hand, Hey, you ladies are friends with Sanji, right? He told me to give you some special attention. Sowhat will it be?
Nami was going to ask first, but Robin butts right in with her petition, I want an exquisite salmon.but please refrain yourself from keeping the eyes. That stuff makes me SICK! And make sure it is well-gutted, so I wont have to eat those disgusting intestines, and earn me a disease that can make nasty rashes erupt on my back, and even below, where…
Nami starts freaking out, ACK! ROBIN! Enough with that already! Youre making me lose my apetite!
Name: Nico Robin
Origin: One Piece manga
Games: One Piece series
Company: Mostly Bandai and Banpresto
Lost: Tiffany Lords
Fun fact: In case you didnt know, Robins measurements are B99 W59 H89, and her favorite foods are sandwiches, cakes that arent too sweet, and things that go well with coffee.