What's wrong with being naked?


#1

Apparently, a lot.

http://www.wsiltv.com/news/three-states/IL-Man-Flees-Home-Nude-After-Spider-Found-in-Bed-158864725.html


#2

With great power, comes great lacerations.


#3

I try not to wiggle when I hang out in the nude. I tend to leave smelly skid marks.


#4

Bloody streaker. Lol. :rofl:


#5

Fuck spiders. And don’t none of you “it’s bad luck to kill one” faggots say anything.


#6

I wonder what I’d think when seeing someone like that. “He just had a harem of virgin sisters and then got chased out by their dad”?


#7

Fuck Spiders.

squish


#8

That spider must have been one giant motherfucker.


#9

I think spiders are kinda cool. :U


#10

I hate spiders. I can understand why he ran. I wouldn’t have left the house without dressing though.


#11

Was hoping this thread was about the joys of being naked.

I wanted to share my hobby of walking around naked at home and doing air kicks.


#12

Everything. with your unsightly and disgraceful unmentionables hanging and swinging like that. No dignity, and no shame. its a affront to my glorious skywizard.


#13

When I was younger I used to streak, flash and spread my ass in front of cars on a main road in town in front of a coffee shop.

Being naked feels good man.


#14

spiders are great for eating mosquitos and other scummer insects

nothings wrong with being naked. winter was invented by clothing companies to sell clothes


#15

I sit on my balcony naked sometimes like ODB


#16

Never heard of that one before.


#17

What’s wrong with being naked?
Cuts to your erogenous zones when running through plate glass.

Also:
Accidental pregnancy.


#18

I am always naked or wearing a banana hammock.
Clothes just aren’t comfortable.


#19

You’re Borat?


#20

We’re all laughing, but that spider is laughing loudest. That cold calculated mother fucker knew exactly what the fuck he is doing when he did it. It wasn’t a matter of IF it was going to happen, just a matter of WHEN it would happen. Anyone of you could have been caught slipping, naked, sleeping next to a glass door, anyone. Fuck spiders.