When was the last time you got hit


#1

In the testicles really, really hard?

I mean I occasionally sit on my balls, or if I am already sitting, sometimes I will pinch them and THAT right there is a killer. But I can’t even remember that last time I took a solid blow to my nuts that didn’t involve my girls warm mouth playfully nibbling at my bits.


#2

Does getting kicked in the ovaries while sparring count?


#3

When I was in like 3rd grade.
Standing on a metal pole like a genius, I slipped and my poor testicles took the hit. :[


#4

Why is this a thread?
Sees @angelpalm
Oh… explains well.


#5

Only if it was an open toed competition.

And by that I mean camel toe.

Don’t like the thought of having your eggs scramble Mr Sausage?


#6

sack pinches are the fucking worst.


#7

Never, suckers.
The thought of your testicles getting all tender and damaged nourishes me.


#8

Fairly sure it’s the viscous fluids that it helps to produce that nourishes you, you little slut.


#9

They are like soft mangos. You just squeeze them hard enough and they split down the middle revealing the succulent fruit.
Just because I like crushing testicles with my gigantic forehead and getting the warm fluids all over my body as they beg me to stop doesn’t make me a slut, you slut.


#10

never. the thought of it makes me sweat


#11

not in a while, things like that tend to build full tension to the K groove meter and then I just start swinging.

When that was a funny thing to do in high school I would respond with a chop to the neck.


#12

my leg twitched once while I was drunk. One second, I’m about to sit down. The next, I’m bending over and laying out on the ground because my own heel just superkicked my junk…HORD.

-Starhammer-


#13

…how the fuck were you sitting to get a heel there?


#14

In the 8th grade. Got in a fight and the motherfucker landed a flying kick to my balls. Needless to say I instantly dropped like a sack of potatoes and was out of the fight for good.


#15

Me and my girlfriend were having sex and i accidentally knee’d her in the vagina, so she immediately knee’d me in the balls. mine was an accident. that shit hurt. and yes, i realize how ridiculously clumsy i’d have to be for that to happen.


#16

I haven’t sacked myself in a while but I did get wiener damage recently.
I took a leak yesterday and when I zipped up, the zipper caught my foreskin and it was already wedged in the zipper. So as I was unzipping, it was the same pain but got freed. Surprised there was no blood unlike new years 2009 when I caught the underside of my foreskin on the zipper while screwing a fatty and ended up tearing a chunk where it connects to the head… Not a good start of the year.


#17

weird shit my dude. I had my booze in one hand, I grabbed the corner of the chair. Mind you, I was already sweating and spinning because I had hit so much vodka, but it was my turn to get my shot on. I sat the cup down because of my body shaking like it was, then as I let pressure off my right leg, it just went all possesed limb on me and swung up at full speed. Crashed into my nutsack like a heat-seeker. Starhammer was seeing stars that night. Still, that shot got drank. If I must go down, I will go down like sailor. Hitting waves!!!

-Starhammer-


#18

I don’t remember, and I don’t want to remember. Getting hit in the nuts is not supposed to be a memorable experience for the victim.


#19

I usually do pull-ups with a 60 lbs dumbbell in between my legs. One day my buddy showed me his dip belt. So I tried to pull it up, but the thing is, I didn’t know how to put it on and I still don’t. So in vain I yank it up and in frustration I really yank it up but the chain on that belt is short so I ended uppercutting myself in the balls with the 45 lbs plate.


#20

Sorry, the tone of this thread is a little too “victim culture” for me.

I think the better question here is: When was the last time you hit someone with your testicles? Like… the last time you struck someone really, really hard. With your testicles.