Who would you rather marry/date, an ex prostitute, ex porn star, ex stripper, or ex mega slut


#1

Age range for the female is 26-27. I chose females because this is a predominately male forum, but ladies you can feel free to give your twist on this from a females perspective in choosing one of these types of men.

The pornstar has done at least 20 films over the course of a minimum 3-4 years. Some films are notable, but shes no lisa ann. She could slide under the radar for the uninitiated. Her films range from amateur, to just good ole doggy style, dick gobbling, facial, porn. Shes not done anal, and hasnt done gangbangs.
Her reasoning-She just did it for the money.

The prostitute (i understand pornstars are prostitutes, but we will differentiate it for this argument) sold herself via craigslist, the street, and other websites for 3-4 years. Clientele has ranged from your neighborhood 55 year old blue collar dominican, to rich millionaires (shes upgraded over time).
Her reasoning-She just did it for the money.

The stripper has stripped for 3-4 years at a notable local strip club. Fully nude. She may have even had your favorite entertainers attention before. Shes only dated one client before.
Her reasoning-She just did it for the money.

The slut has a longer history. From 20-26(27) she basically lived life like it was spring break all the time. Blow jobs in the vip section of the club. Threesomes. Anal. All races, shapes, and sizes. History of cheating on boyfriends. Has a different guy shes fucking every 2-3 months. But now thats in her past. Shes is looking to truly settle down, fall in love, and start a life.
**Her reasoning-Had fun finally breaking out of her shell at 20, and just couldnt turn down after that. **

All of the above women are also at least an 8 out of 10. They are beautiful, they fit all your other personality standards, and besides their past, they want to be dedicated to you in marriage. Who do you choose.

Not sure who i pick, but the slut, the stripper, and the prostitute have the highest likelihood of breaking your heart. They will likely deem their actions none of your business, lying to you until you inevitably find out, while i think the ex pornstar would be more likely to be open about her past because of the easy possibility of it affecting your futures, because the internet never forgets.


#2

Whoever has the biggest titties.


#3

I dont want to get married.


#4

Mega slut would be a no, cause I’d probably run into someone she fucked, at least in this city.

Stripper would be a no, cause I don’t want her pussy tasting like loonies.

Prostitute would be a no, cause they fuck anyone. And there are a lot of nasty people in this city.

So I’d take the pron star. WTF SHE HASN’T DONE ANAL?
Oh girl lemme take you to heaven…


#5

Who would you rather date then?


#6

Title updated with date too. Figured the marriage thing would be brought up eventually. lol


#7

Pr0nstar, cause if money ever got tight, we could do a “couples” website and she would be broken in to the camera thing.

@jimmy1200 you might as well add cambater to the list and phone op.


#8

So are these new pokemon ex in the set “Pokemon XY Breakoff: Bust A Nut”?


#9

I’ve dated an ex stripper, so I guess that one.


#10

The real question is whether or not she’ll still do all that freaky shit with me. If she gives me that “past life” bullshit then forget it.


#11

Just say no to all em of Jimmy, you better than this dawg.


#12

#13

Who keeps letting Raz0r make threads?


#14

Once a slur always a slut.

It seems bad taste to marry the spring break slut, she had the longest streak is whoreness and did it for pleasure not value.

Never heard of a spring break slut becoming the theadora to a Justinian.


#15

Yeah, even though the slut was just enjoying herself how she wanted, she does appear to be the bottom tier of them all.

Its funny how the pornstar seems the most trustworthy of them all when you lay it out like this.


#16

Obviously whatever your mom is B)


#17

A saint :coffee:


#18

The stripper seems less “tainted” out of these examples so I would go with that one. the other girls seem to be more… Dirty, and in the bad way…like it is more likely they have been passed around and Boned by a wider variety of dudes. Would one really want to eat a meal if 93 dirty ass random people have already put their hands on that plate? Nope.


#19

the ex stripper is the “cleanest” choice. too much health risk with everyone else


#20

Interesting take on the stripper. While she may be the second most noticed of the group, with the pornstar having the largest available crowd, she is the less dicked down. I wonder why i typed her that way. lol. Most of the strippers ive known where ho’s who got high all the time. I guess they were fun and honest though as their friend. I couldnt imagine dating them. Theyre a fucking mess.