Why Didn't I Think Of This?


#1

Over the years, I have come up with many ideas that got trademarked or created, and my genius was just set aside. First it was wine bottles with corks you could pull out without a corkscrew. Then it was breathalyzer’s in cars to prevent drunk drivers. After years of still continued heavy drinking, I decided to think of non-alcohol based ideas. One of them was the All-Fruit Tree…

well, boys and girls, that has become a reality this day:


#2

Can we breed a cow that also yields both bacon and white breast meat? Get that bitch to lay eggs and that would cover breakfast and fajitas all in one animal.


#3

I’m still waiting for this…

Man, that tree is impressive though.


#4

ROFL, that chair better be cheap and easily replaced.


#5

If people could learn Ent speak, I’m pretty sure the first thing this tree would tell us “Kill me, please”.


#6

For the longest time I’ve been wondering why nobody ever sold cereal-flavored milk.

Can’t wait for that CTC flavor.


#7

I got nothing to say other than cool I guess


#8

Frankenpine


#9

congratz on needing 10 words and at least one edit to say it…


#10