Why is akuma always assalting bison?

…Lol

Maybe Bison is actually a secret pork chop potato police grinder of special unit G-Unit bandaid surprise and he just wants to make pillow pancakes out of the toughest paper towel hockey pucks he can lay his hands on, and Akuma is a bonafide pillow biting assassin under the methodical watch of a devious overlord who plows chickens from their glove filled dens, only to stuff them into an impossibly small deoderant flavored beef jerky farm.

Free negs + Post.

why is this thread gay?

Because Bison was always too sweet.

“Assalting”

HAHA OH WOW

Because bison is his butt buddy?