Woman Offers BJs for McD's Chicken McNuggets


#1

I mean, I know they’re not that bad but damn haha.


#2

Of all things, McNuggets? On a side note, it’s crazy how people can just easily accept a blowjob from a complete stranger.


#3

I guess all 'dat grease make for hella throat lube…

Either that, or some guys want their cocks to smell like… cocks, I guess?


#4

McNuggets are the only thing I can stand when even going to McDonalds. If she came at me I’d have to go all RockB on her.


#5

A lot of homeless people have mental disorders, and simply can’t afford the psychiatric and health care they need, or they just don’t have anyone around who gives a damn about them.

Others? Are content to wander the streets as bumbs.

I don’t know which one she is, but either way it’s pitiful.


#6

That’s actually the part that confuses me.


#7

mcnuggets are srs bizness


#8

She should hook up with the guy that got some cheezeburgers.


#9

Sucking dick for this:

Not a good look.

http://docakilah.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/can-you-guess-what-mcdonald’s-food-item-this-is/#respond

Facebook reposts are hilarious. anybody know if anything in that post has any credence?


#10

What’s she look like though? Man they make condoms for a reason, and it ain’t contraception. That’s what pulling out is for.


#11

Of all things to do for a BJ… wtf?


#12

…could you have picked a more appropriate av :rofl:


#13

So how many boxes of chicken nuggets did they find in her possession?


#14

i want pics of this chick. BJs in exchange for nuggets would be epic. She’d get the saltiest dipping sauce with them nuggets though…


#15

First of all this story is only half as good as it could be without a picture.

Secondly what does she do for each size?

Hand job for a 4 piece

Regular BJ for 6

BJ + Ball lick for 10

Deepthroat and swallow for 20


#16

The sauces at McD’s aren’t good enough, she wanted her mcnuggets to go with that white sauce.


#17

some good head usually takes about 5-10 mins…the odds of this homeless broad being able to give me some head mindblowing enough that i’d be ok with being in her presence for that long is pretty slim.


#18

I bet she’s lovin it.


#19

So I guess she would offer a Cleveland Steamer for a 30 sack of White Castles?


#20

I didn’t know Cock Meat Sandwich was on the menu…