Woman Shoots Boyfriend Because He Didn't Shoot Enough Jizz


#1

And for those asking for pics.

Spoiler

http://cbsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/sadie-bell.jpg?w=420

I can fully understand why the dude was under performing when she looks like that.


#2

bitches be kray


#3

lol I thought the picture was of the dude at first :rofl:


#4

You should never have sex with women (aside from your wife) over 30 if you can help it because they go crazy if they’re single over that age. The older they get the crazier they become. It’s funny, they really can not handle it. A woman that starts getting over 35 knows she’s fucked and is in desperate trap mode. Over 45 and she knows she’s got nothing left and and can’t even reproduce, so she becomes bitter and blames the men she can hook up with for everything.


#5

I honestly actually jumped a little when I unspoilered that pic.


#6

Title should read, “Female judge lets woman out on 10,000 dollar bail after her second shooting of a male”. Just when you thought this couldnt turn into a feminist issue, it just did. HOW IN THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE SHOOT SOMEONE IN 1991, THEN AGAIN IN 2013 OVER NOTHING, ALMOST KILL THE DUDE, AND GET GRANTED A MEASILY 10 GRAND BAIL, WHICH IS ONLY A GRAND REALLY.

HOOOOOOOW!!?? Let me shoot a woman for not sucking my dick right, not once, but have the opportunity to do it 2 times, and i bet you will not see me until im 80. Her god damn fucking second charge was only for assault, and a gun charge, no intent to murder, nothing. The dude almost died, and was in recovery for 6 months because he didnt jizz enough and got shot. But forget all that judge, its time for woman power, fuck men, lemme let you back out on the streets. You wont do it again, right?

Jesus fucking christ


#7

She LOOKS crazy! Holy crap.


#8

Million and jimmy1200 hanging out would be the end of the females of our species.

Call them the fempocalypse.


#9

Looking at her face I’m surprised he could even get hard in the first place. Much less bust a nut in her presence. Bitch looks like a got damn skeleton with some skin draped over it mildly resembling a face.


#10

Bitch look like a mime on full sepia


#11

Jesus Christ…


#12

This was the hardest LOL I had in awhile. :tup:


#13

I blame your kind. You put pussy on a pedestal, what did you think was going to happen? Your kind have now forced your savage culture onto everyone else. The rest of us had a working civilization before you savages were allowed to openly perform your mating rituals and infect the greater population. Now nobody in the world can control their women as a result.


#14

Son, just stop. Youre not even funny with your bullshit trolling. Am i gonna have to pm valaris for the first time ever to get you to relax on your so called racist trolling?


#15

:rofl: that crime scene musta been hilarious, nigga laying out cold butt naked with a hole in his stomach pissing blood everywhere and a crazy bitch waving a gun around demanding more jizz :rofl:

Surprised he made it, if I was the EMT id be all like “leave the stretcher jim, he aint got a chance lets book!”


#16

what is this world coming to?


#17

With my testosterone at 90 year old man levels, this bitch would put me in front of an entire firing squad.
No joke.


#18

Agreed, how bad must things be that dudes are going out with someone that ugly and still be able to bust a nut.


#19

All of this could have been avoided if the nigga just told her he jacked off earlier that day


#20

Looking like that. She should be grateful she got laid period. This world today… SMH -_-