Wouldn't it be awesome if they invented Vagina without all the crazy attached to it?


#1

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#2

SLIME. Slime is the best word to end this sentence.


#3

you mean like a fleshlight?


#4

Way to be sexist. PIG!


#5

if you don’t like the opposite sex well then you can

  1. masturbate to internet porn
  2. buy a flesh light
  3. go to gay clubs
  4. buy a RealDoll
  5. chloroform and rape girls while they are asleep, so they can’t go crazy on you

#6

i don’t hang out with gay guys very often. but ime they are way more annoying than girls are.


#7

im just sayin if he doesnt like women he can try fags

if he doesnt like either well then i dunno maybe he can fuck his dog or something


#8

Vagina without the crazy isn’t nearly as moist and delicious.


#9

Tenga, they have all the fake vagina products you’ll need.


#10

Fixed.


#11

lol orochi #6 sounds Magnetix-esque lol.


#12

#13

Something like that exists, they’re called prostitutes.


#14

why hasnt sigley posted in this thread yet…

im outi

Roberth


#15

You can always go to Thailand.


#16

I fail to understand why “fuck them, then leave” or “fuck them, then pay them to leave” cough, fish, cough is not on the list.


#17

Deplorable! Its men like you that are ruining our world!

That’s why I like animals, You know, animals never have war. War is an invention of mankind.

TL;DR - You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.


#18

#19

God created the vagina WITHOUT crazy before he created Eve…its no coincidence that we got opposable thumbs…

  • :bluu:

#20

What? God damn that wetness is such a turn on. So damn hot when you feel a spread of liquid all over your thighs and lower stomach and you just know she is sleeping on towels tonight.