You guys are lucky you're not as good looking as I am

Guys I have a problem

So i hav great abs… Im like Sagat basicaly.

i was lifeguarding yesterday and all the hot chicks in bikinis we’re all over me like usual asking if they can feel my abs and askin bout how i got my body so ripped and toned and I couldn’t see the pool very well so I got in trouble with my boss because i wasn’t watching the pool like I’m suppose to…

This body is a curse!!! arrgggg…what should I do…

Post naked pics. :coffee:

You should probably stop drinking your own jizz, that’s pretty disturbing man.