You Know You're Fighting A Noob When


#1

Decided to make this for fun.

  • He ragequits after losing the first round… in a best of 5 set

  • He spams lariat over and over again on Zangief

  • When they continuously jump into your shoryukens

  • When they think Ryu’s Heavy Hurricane Kick is EVER a good idea. Seriously that shit sucks.

  • When they fail to do anything of value to you after they’ve gotten you to that stunned unable-to-do-anything state.

  • When they rely on heavy turtling to make up for the fact that they don’t know how to fight worth squat (seriously, throw them a few times, and they’ll break down, it’s hilarious XD)

  • When they pick up the game for the first time and the only character they can win with is Yun (had to throw that one in)

  • When they rely on a heavy uppercut from wakeup (it never ends well)

  • When they fail to backdash after a blocked attack, knowing that the opponent is a grab whore.

  • When they forget to use an air counter when the enemy jumps at them (unless the enemy uses a move that negates that)

-When they backdash away from a forward-moving ultra during a focus attack, knowing they’re going to get hit anyway.

Would anyone like to add something to this? =P


#2

Bad topic or worst topic?


#3

you know youre fighting a noob when…

he jumps on srk and starts calling people “Noob’s”


#4

Their screen name is ‘AmishOpiate.’


#5

Heh, pretty stupid they would add an apostrophe to a plural word XP


#6

You know you’re fighting a noob when…
your opponent spams shoryukens with Ken.


#7

You know you’re a fighting game noob when…

you get hit with said shoryukens and fail to punish dat bitch.


#8

Love your sig XD


#9

Moving this to fighting game discussion, though this will probably not end well.

Read the rules before posting in the newbie dojo.


#10

When you’re playing any Capcom fighter.

When you use “XD”.


#11

This is supposed to follow along the lines of “You might be a redneck” It’s not meant to be taken seriously, it’s just for laughs.


#12

Then you failed right there…:coffee:


#13

why they moved this thread to FGD, this section is not for shitty threads :confused:


#14

…lulz. What did you just hop here from online FPS or sumthin?


#15

I tried FPS. Besides my computer not being good enough to run it well yet, it lacks a certain… finale finish to it. SSF4 does that very well, it’s why I’m trying to become competitive in it.


#16

You know you’re dealing with a noob when you’ve hit them only once, let go of the controlls, and you win by time running out because the poor fool doesn’t know how to deal with auto-block (Tekken3)

-Starhammer-