You ready to make your dinner a wiener?


#1

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So its early, I see this on tv, and my mind is left reeling with a plethora of unanswered questions.

Why would you wanna put a man in your mouth? Men don’t go in your mouth!

Stupid commercial!!

And why do white ppl always need a shortcut to make the simplest shit? Seriously, I need a tool to help me cut a fucking hotdog?

Also why didn’t I think of this shit first?

We need to band together and invent something that will make us rich. Like an orange peeler that turns the peel into peel people that your kids can make a mess…play with.


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#2

Don’t over analyze who it’s really marketed to. Kids eat this shit up. You know damn well how much you wanted half the stuff you saw on commercials back then.

Don’t Japanese families make little squid looking hot dog things for their child’s Bento box?


#3

no, this is marketed to rich yuppie kids who have no imagination, or parents that have time to cook real meals for them.

Seriously, just give your kid a knife, and they can cut all that shit themselves. Or better yet, enjoy hotdogs as they fucking are. I hope every child in that commercial becomes a rape victim


#4

lol sovi3t

The only way that could get gayer is with a side order of faggots in pool gravy and a bed of mash.

It could catch on, it’s like funny shaped or alphabet spaghetti, stupid but kids love it.

SRK invention thread would be cool


#5

I fucking LOVE HOTDOGS.


#6

i saw this commercial at like 3 AM last night…I immediately facepalmed…

ridiculous…


#7

It’s just strange, isn’t this kind of shit what you’re meant to do to try to get kids to eat healthy stuff?

I mean it just makes no sense to try and make junk food even more appealing to kids.


#8

I’ve swallowed hotdogs made of men.


#9

I kinda want the blood vomiting ketchup critter


#10

this is awesome!

Now you can imagine a hotdog as something ELSE besides putting it at your dick and bouncing around!

this is pretty funny

:smiley:


#11

yeah, that is pretty metal

**PUT A TUBE OF PROCESSED MEAT IN PLASTIC CHILD-SAFE IRON MAIDEN MADE OF RAZOR BLADES TO SATISFY THE BLACK LUST IN YOUR HEART FOR NECROMANCY-
**

** THEN EAT IT*!***

MAX CAVALERA SAYS: "DOGS! BLOODY DOGS!"**

"UN DO TRES QUAT"

*“FOR DANA!”
*


#12

Are people really this fucking bored?


#13

I was baffled at this. Do kids really want to play with hot dogs? Or with any food for that matter after the toddler years? The ketchup critter and mustard monster caught my attention though :lol:


#14

the guy who made this must have financed it himself, there’s no way he talked anyone investing in that


#15

Dinner just… hasn’t been the same in my household. :shake:


#16

dinner? what is that? I remember reading about it in my history books…


#17

I’m buying it.


#18

food doesn’t need to be fun

just eat it

goddamn kids


#19

Finally I can dress up my wiener as a cowboy.

…I mean, what?


#20

The best part is that they assume that you can only either put ketchup or mustard on your weiner. What if I want Mayo or bbq? Wheres my awesome monster face for that? Fuuuuckers.