So its early, I see this on tv, and my mind is left reeling with a plethora of unanswered questions.
Why would you wanna put a man in your mouth? Men don’t go in your mouth!
And why do white ppl always need a shortcut to make the simplest shit? Seriously, I need a tool to help me cut a fucking hotdog?
Also why didn’t I think of this shit first?
We need to band together and invent something that will make us rich. Like an orange peeler that turns the peel into peel people that your kids can make a mess…play with.